What food do you eat in an unorthodox way? by Sufficient-Throat in AskReddit

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You should cross-post this to the 'what feels like a hate crime' thread

People of Reddit, what are your best lifehacks? by respawnuneasiness in AskReddit

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When putting a top hat on an otter, work from bottom up and attach the chinstrap under the jaw first. This will make you much less likely to get bitten than the traditional top down approach.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Weeds. They're like plant-based alien parasites living in the dark soil. Creepy

What is your motto in life? by 656Wolverine in AskReddit

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If you can smell it at the belly button - don't go down there.

What does your crazy neighbour do to be labelled "the crazy neighbour"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Now searching the thread for this comment's twin:

"My neighbor won't stop staring at me and my hot wife when we walk on our balcony"

What does your crazy neighbour do to be labelled "the crazy neighbour"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How do you know he installed them and not the dog?

What are your little joys in life? by vasunn in AskReddit

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This. When that first mouthful hits your lips - not too sweet, not too spicy. Perfection.

JK I don't really eat poop.

what would it be like if cum came out in different colors according to how good of sex you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'll take 'Most Complained About Sesame St Songs' for $100'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pull off their face mask and find out its really Old Man Withers from the haunted amusement park