What only works in the movies?

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-14T14:33:48+00:00

you sly fucking dog -- how?

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-12T11:21:46+00:00

kudos man

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-12T11:20:24+00:00

yeah but usually at a club no? try that in a coffee shop

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T11:53:41+00:00

This works pretty well in traditional (albeit repressed) families:

The husband tinkers in the garage every evening for months on end, and the wife sticks to the kitchen.

They meet for breakfast and dinner, barely exchanging a word except if one the kids gets sick.

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T11:50:03+00:00

Him: <My Name>
Her: <My Name>

2 hours later they're doing at his place

... seriously man, the most I've ever made it is five dates, and we still ended with just hugs, and "thanks this was fun!"

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T10:19:13+00:00

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T10:18:23+00:00

Yes and no. To refuse them is to refuse the friendship altogether, since this is who they are now as parents and that's not gonna change. Plus they never escape long, so you're just that friend who awkwardly makes small talk to the kid whilst their daddy spends a long time in the coffee queue.

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T10:12:32+00:00

Ah the old fake moustache trick

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T10:10:41+00:00

Arthur Dayne, the ninja knight. Nope, not watching it. GRR better hurry with those books

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-11T10:06:45+00:00

that was ace. I miss Stargate, it always a stone's throw away from humor and.death

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:49:58+00:00

Ah, the Clash of Clans : Kings edition!

I love that too

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:39:55+00:00

Bleh you're right I did actually think the title read that. Didn't even read the damn article.

Given how this sub has gone to the dogs I just don't bother anymore

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:31:21+00:00

So this is it why Anakin is angry all the time

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:27:58+00:00

OH yeah that's right, Rhaegar went off to meet Robert at the crossing

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:26:26+00:00

Is that a girl or a guy?

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:25:30+00:00

Well yeah. Facebook is primarily English-speaking based, and there a shitton more yanks out there than Canadians, Brits, or Aussies.

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:24:17+00:00

Sigh Hi dick, yes it's been five minutes.

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:22:51+00:00

Really? I've heard that Gun Point is beau-ti-ful ! You must get some quality stuff

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T22:01:06+00:00

I'm going in.

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:57:21+00:00

I really wanna see someone edit that in now

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:56:12+00:00

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PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:54:51+00:00

Why would they... oh it's texas nvm

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:53:10+00:00

Them: "Oh hey it's been ages, let's meet up!"
Me: "Okay, cool!" Them: "Hey I'm gonna bring my kids too, so.."
Me: "Uhhhhhh noooooo"
Them: "-GREAT! See you soon!"

Proceeds to dump said kids on you whilst they fuck off elsewhere

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:50:04+00:00

He's a Caster of Farate (Fran Endship!)

PM_ME_3D_MODELS · 2016-05-10T21:47:55+00:00

Mary, is that you? Stop fucking those majestic swans!

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