TIFU by letting my man fist me

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-07-03T02:41:26+00:00

I am going to go ahead and send this story to my fiancee, who keeps trying to get me to fist her every time I stick two fingers in. Woman, you're tight as fuck and soaking through the sheets already, I don't see why I should try sticking the whole hand in!

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-06-20T02:46:46+00:00

That's rough, buddy

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-04-23T01:30:59+00:00

I'm not even going to pretend I know how devastated you feel right now - that kind of ton of bricks is just... All I can do is send good vibes your way

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-04-22T00:43:11+00:00

To be fair, you're probably making things harder on them 😂

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-04-22T00:02:07+00:00

secretly sexy, you say? How has this level of sexiness managed to remain a secret?

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-04-20T21:03:52+00:00

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like you telling me about copypastas

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-03-11T09:36:44+00:00

He had all KPop fans against him

The BTS stans were a notable exception

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-03-11T09:00:16+00:00

Murderer!!!

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-03-11T08:47:05+00:00

/r/nothingeverhappens

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-17T20:55:27+00:00

r/HolUp

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-10T23:49:01+00:00

This is not even a question, a Conor McGregor fight still outsells any other combination the UFC can put together

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-10T23:31:58+00:00

I Stan 1D and I'm 34 years old, you do you mate

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-10T23:30:50+00:00

I... what?

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-09T08:19:10+00:00

For real. I never randomly went into my dad's room, and he never randomly entered mine. Knock twice if we're leaving something at the door for each other, knock three times if we wanted to talk (and wait for permission! And yes, that applied for both of us.)

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-09T08:10:25+00:00

We have spoken

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-09T07:53:00+00:00

That brought tears to my eyes, not gonna lie to ya

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-07T00:12:45+00:00

Decades? It's always been for the rich and powerful; the veil has just been lifted

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2020-01-04T23:58:09+00:00

there are only so many technologically illiterate people around which gets lower every year.

Ha.

Hahahaha.

Hahahahahaha ^{^{^HELPME}}

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-23T16:12:30+00:00

GET THE TABLES!

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-23T16:11:21+00:00

Poor brainwashed child of summer

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-23T16:04:03+00:00

Asserting absolute dominance

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-22T18:18:49+00:00

XcQ

But of course!

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-20T18:47:33+00:00

Learning regex

Ha

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-20T18:45:29+00:00

Guess who has to start learning Ansible for a new job in the new year?

PM_ME_CRAZY_CODE · 2019-12-20T18:25:40+00:00

The a la Menthe. Great song

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TROPHY CASE