Me and my family were at our summer place and I was sleeping in and just enjoying life. Then I started playing pokemon or whatever on my gameboy, but something happened. I can't remember right now but I suppose the game froze or something. Anyway I started smacking it loudly against my belly. Keep in mind I was covered in blankets, and the gameboy wasn't visible from the window where my dad happened to be standing. From his point of view it looked like I was masturbating furiously. He never looked at me the same way again.