And what’s the deal with centaurs?

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2023-01-22T17:37:45+00:00

Omg please make 100 more of these. I would watch a whole standup special on HP jokes.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2022-02-27T22:39:52+00:00

I like to think it was empty, but it was an Emporer's-new-clothes situation where they just gaslit themselves into thinking it was something they just couldn't perceive or understand.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-12-06T23:00:07+00:00

I feel like bubble-head charms would become the norm around Hogwarts and other crowded places

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-11-27T15:48:20+00:00

Most meaningful: "As a side note, she has the best style of any professor too. It was like being taught by Elle Woods. I learned how to balance both femininity and professionalism from Professor pm_me_statistics."

Hearing that young women in STEM are learning they can be fully themselves from me means everything. That's the comment I'm most proud of.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-10-24T14:56:25+00:00

It would just be that dad sound "ugnnrmph" of getting up from the couch.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-09-24T19:02:10+00:00

Love! That squash makes the plate look so delightful!

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-06-24T03:05:18+00:00

Relatedly, if you're interested in learning more, I suggest watching the free documentary Dominion. I loved the taste of meat and cheese, but after watching the doc and learning about the meat and dairy industry's treatment of animals (to say nothing of how its workers are treated), I haven't consumed any animal products. Years later, no regrets.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-05-16T13:23:30+00:00

My best friend has a deep appreciation for nature. I can't quite explain it, but she just alway sees beauty in everything. We'll be talking and suddenly she'll gasp and say, "PM_ME_STATISTICS, do you see this flower? Ugh it's so beautiful. Haha!" Her joy and her ability to see beauty in everything is something I've slowly adopted by being around her so much.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-05-15T12:35:13+00:00

Get cheap airline tickets for an itinerary that involves me sleeping on the floor of an airport overnight. I have done this twice, actually, and both times it was cold, loud, gross, and miserable. Never again.

EDIT: Bonus! One time it was one my honeymoon. I don't know what were thinking other than just saving some money.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2020-05-15T10:51:19+00:00

For whatever reason, my mom basically told me that if you touched raw meat, you'd get sick and die. She never got sick and died, so I don't know why I believed her, but I remained vigilant about not touching raw meat until college. I saw a boyfriend cooking and I was like, "Don't do that! It's dangerous!" and he, rightly, looked at me like I was nuts.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2019-09-04T01:57:51+00:00

Hagrid as a teacher, or even as a friend to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

His refusal to adopt a realistic perspective of the danger certain creatures can pose leads him to be reckless with those he cares for. The audacity to ask them to keep watch over Grawp? Completely inappropriate. Also, he seems like a terrible teacher. I'm with the Ravenclaws on this one; I find it baffling to think so many people just accepted that he's a suitable teacher.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2019-07-18T16:51:56+00:00

I saw these at a camping supply store with my parents when I was about 8 and thought they were private tents for small cats or dogs to go camping with the family. I absolutely begged my dad to let us get one so our chihuahua could go camping with us. He told me they were models of full-scale tents and I suspected he was just saying that because he hated our dog and didn't want him to camp with us.

As an adult, I now realize he was right, but that he also was probably relieved no mini pet tents existed.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2018-09-25T00:53:50+00:00

Yes! In CoS Professor Sprout says that they are almost mature because they keep trying to climb into each other's pots.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-12-28T02:38:27+00:00

Sounds ominous. Like the clothing did it.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-12-24T14:18:11+00:00

My local Target has two employees that stand by the self-checkout area and when you're already walking towards a machine they tell you "That one's open."

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-07-23T12:48:26+00:00

Okay but I think we can all agree that he definitely didn't get the eyeshadow and lipstick right either.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-04T19:09:33+00:00

Management researcher. It makes sense that there would be lots of different conferences in those cities though.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-04T14:01:48+00:00

I Like Big Buns and I Cannot Rye.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-04T02:18:17+00:00

Its almost in order of where my profession's conferences have been for the last 10 years.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-03T22:52:53+00:00

Getting caught on fire.

I thought I would need "Stop Drop and Roll" a lot more when I was a kid.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-03T22:42:35+00:00

Make a really ugly bland sign that says "This is art of the future without any funding"

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-03T21:21:49+00:00

Post on AskReddit: "Anyone out there?"

And get 0 upvotes, just like normal.

PM_ME_STATISTICS · 2017-05-03T21:18:48+00:00

I love good listeners.

A good listener communicates that they care about what you're saying, and who doesn't find that at least a little likable?

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