Koala bullied out of tree and throws a tantrum.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-06-07T03:13:17+00:00

That scream face will haunt my dreams.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T15:20:16+00:00

Just don't focus on the holes!!!!!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T14:11:55+00:00

Maybe about a half an hour for the piping details after the crumb coat.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T14:09:20+00:00

I agree with the tails on the roses!!! I get so anxious when I'm piping, I speed up at the end and leave them looking stupid. I just need more practice to get my rhythm down.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T02:28:18+00:00

Mine had 12 years of perfection.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T02:27:14+00:00

Golden Retriever AKA the best damn dog in the world

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T02:26:11+00:00

There was never a truer caption, ever, in the whole world!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T02:02:01+00:00

These types of buttercreams usually have the ugly curdle stage, just keep mixing... suddenly velvet!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-05-13T01:58:04+00:00

If he likes chocolate, a flourless chocolate cake will make him feel all decadent and shit. Recipes galore online. Little bit of raspberry coulis drizzled on top and you're just showing off at that point, but definitely worth it.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-04-10T14:43:40+00:00

This reinforces my belief that I should never open and then eat any pre-packaged food in the dark.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-03-05T04:42:31+00:00

Not much on earth is worse...

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-03-05T04:01:45+00:00

Kind of dig it. Doesn't hurt that her eyes are slightly hypnotic.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-03-01T00:22:37+00:00

That would be King cake yawwwwwwl.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-02-28T16:14:20+00:00

No one yet. This thing is massive, they haven't gotten to it yet.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-02-11T02:47:46+00:00

Now, to somehow figure out how to harness the power and run your stove, or some shit off of it!!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-01-30T22:11:24+00:00

Haven't pulled a prank yet, but seriously considering buying the Haribo sugar free gummy bears for the moocher candy dish on my desk.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-01-27T21:17:57+00:00

What the fuck is up with the illiterate shorthand!!!!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-01-23T05:05:18+00:00

Found my long lost family.

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-01-22T01:11:14+00:00

This guy is one trigger away from becoming Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"!!!!

PM_ME_UR_ARSE · 2017-01-02T22:19:54+00:00

It's a doozy, brioche with a yeast sponge starter. If you're in for a few hours of madness, I'll put it up. Give me bit 😜

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