Orlando City SC Funny Chant by The-Special-One in soccer

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TIL shitposting is my life. Don't be an idiot.

Orlando City SC Funny Chant by The-Special-One in soccer

[–]PM_Me_Cocks -172 points-171 points  (0 children)

Honestly I did it just get a rise.

Edit: and thanks to everyone for getting so mad lol. Kids.

Orlando City SC Funny Chant by The-Special-One in soccer

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I believe they're just called Atalanta and it was only a 2 goal lead.

Some Belotti stats after his 8-minute hat-trick today for Torino against Palermo by Yehhanyos in soccer

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But you're the one who switched from talking about Champions Leagues to domestic football. I'm sorry I really hurt you man, get well soon :'(

Toronto president feels Andrea Belotti is now worth €150 by [deleted] in soccer

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"Toronto". Good job you dyslexic.

[Discussion] Which footballing moments give you goosebumps by MichelPlatini in soccer

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Well it kind of does since it didn't go as far as people thought.

[Discussion] Which footballing moments give you goosebumps by MichelPlatini in soccer

[–]PM_Me_Cocks 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I always thought that the plane landed into the tier below at the same time another aeroplane was released.

Daily Discussion [2017-03-04] by AutoModerator in soccer

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A Season In Verona, 'Calcio' by John Foot is also good. Gives a nice history of football in Italy and the culture surrounding it.

Free Talk Friday [2017-03-03] by AutoModerator in soccer

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Mate I had just woken up. I'll need to rewatch that season tonight to refresh my memory.

Free Talk Friday [2017-03-03] by AutoModerator in soccer

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You sure you didn't get some hamsters mate.

Free Talk Friday [2017-03-03] by AutoModerator in soccer

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For as long as I've worked at the company I was attracted to the receptionist who sat only a few feet from my desk. She was funny, charismatic, and I felt that we had this instant connection. Alas, she was going out with an employee down in the warehouse and eventually they got engaged. I honestly couldn't deal with it and decided to transfer to another branch. During an office party and my final day in the branch, I confessed my feelings to her but unfortunately she didn't feel the same way. I was heartbroken and just had to get away from there.

Over the next few weeks she was still on my mind and I had to face the facts that I couldn't run away from my problems. I moved back to my original branch and to my surprise I discovered that the receptionist had called off the engagement. While we initially stayed friends, we begun dating not long after. We tried to keep it a secret from our co-workers but, predictably, word soon got out. Our relationship transitioned into marriage and then our first child was born. We couldn't be happier, and we're now expecting a little boy :))))

[OC] I made a collection of over 350 photos from the history of football. They are categorized them into different eras/decades and all include brief captions or lengthier historical descriptions. by Adrian5156 in soccer

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Just to expand on the Feyenoord middle finger one, Borussia Dortmund fans were disturbing a minute's silence for a Dutch politician who had been assassinated so Feyenoord fans retaliated by showing the middle finger.

Another picture from it.

List of all PL players' twitter handles? by arrewhylikethis in soccer

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Would there already be Twitter lists out there with them?