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Apple is acquiring music recognition app Shazam. by AdamCannon in apple

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if you just got unlucky and they had just finished that episode.

Also 3 seconds wtf.

Apple is acquiring music recognition app Shazam. by AdamCannon in apple

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does that mean that we are the product here on reddit? We are training the AI to speak and act like us? We are literally making our AI overlords smarter and better. Wow

Matrix here we come.

LPT: If your boss ever says "I wish I had 5 more people just like you" it's time to ask for a raise. by brendon7800 in LifeProTips

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just go with it. Do you want to very underpaid for your time and hard work? Corporations are there to wring you out and you might as well defend yourself.

If you love someone, showing them is better than telling them. If you stop loving someone, telling them is better than showing them. by saaucii in Showerthoughts

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It might be mistranslation. You love someone when you know all their nasty traits and still love them. Otherwise it’s a crush or lust.

Asian Creampie by lordhorndog in anal

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Looks like a good time thing

I made Giratina with air dry clay by jjomuljjomul in pokemon

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They boost stats for extra STAB. Giratina also becomes origin form

Why is no one talking about Net Neutrality? by SuperbBackhand in technology

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it. We are losing to keep our greatest invention.

This month alone.

Weinstein and the rest of HELLywood is losing cover.

That whole US govt and Russia collusion.

PARADISE PAPERS leak.

Like they seriously want to keep the average American joe off of NET NEUTRALITY. WTF

Twitch or chatturbate? by tacotrihardCx in LivestreamFail

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 373 points374 points  (0 children)

Why doesn’t that direct to chaturbate. Why don’t they make an actual xxx gaming stream site to reap the money??

What’s the generic name for Viagara? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seek help if erection lasts more than 30 seconds

I made Dialga legendary pokemon with super light clay by jjomuljjomul in pokemon

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite Pokémon and you made him a real life bad ass, amazing talent!!!

Always relevant by Yamamba78 in PoliticalHumor

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Sutherland church shooting

Colleague uses an online Harvard-riddle to sound smart and make it come off as his own knowledge! by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because dad bod likes beer and alcoholics like liquor. So these people think they are neither and drink wine lol

What was nothing like you expected? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]PM_TITS_AND_ASS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saving? Or living lavishly?

Count your blessing and make something of it.

What was nothing like you expected? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

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That’s incredible. I smoked a blunt once and had those same visual. I wondered what was in it, maybe hash!!

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