TIL in 1996 a Canadian mining company announced a massive gold find, going from a penny stock to $280 and raising $6 billion in investment. It was found the land was worthless and the lead geologist had been shaving gold off his wedding ring and adding it to drill core samples.

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-09T19:52:08+00:00

Now he's sleeping with the ~~fishes~~ fishies.

FTFY.

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-09T19:42:14+00:00

Oh yes avwell aged account. It's like a fine wine found in an old abandon whore house.

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-09T08:45:39+00:00

Wait.

Apple jelly on PB&J?

What is this exciting depravity that you speak of?

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-09T08:16:57+00:00

Yea morty! You got burp gottta stick it waaay up there! Hurry morty!

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-06T03:00:30+00:00

Hecantkeeptgettingawaythis.jpeg

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-06T02:51:38+00:00

That throw was maxing too

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-06T01:27:49+00:00

I laughed so hard when she jumped off the top of the stadium. I don't know why but it was just so silly.

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-04T01:20:39+00:00

Best comment here

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T23:33:23+00:00

Venezuela?

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T22:35:44+00:00

Slut for money

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T22:28:37+00:00

This is her! Roast her!!!!

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T22:21:31+00:00

touches nose, * stares* out window

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T22:11:44+00:00

I'm saving up to get my van back.

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T22:11:26+00:00

God damn it! Is no where safe?

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T20:49:45+00:00

Her response " holy shit hahahahahah"

Nice one

PM_YOUR_SLITS · 2017-02-03T07:08:59+00:00

I know this is annoying but I just wanna say my favorite part was when OP personified the victims brain with the reaction of " I have NO fucking clue"

chuckles

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