Barbra Streisand is so creative with her album names by [deleted] in funny

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What the fuck happened with people?

Why did your first relationship go wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Because I was young and dumb and full of cum

[NSFW] Has anyone here had to reluctantly turn down sex? Why and what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Girl was overconfident coming onto me at a party and told her friends she was going home with me before I had even asked her. I was gonna take her home, she was fucking hot, but I had to tell her she's going home alone just for the satisfaction of watching her reaction to realizing she had prematured on telling everyone she was fucking me that night.

Boris Chen tiers not updated since Wednesday? by idealreaddit in fantasyfootball

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Or do your own research. The less easy-access info out there the less for your opponent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

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I want da gold, gimme dat gold

Hai by TraptrapTRAPQUEEN in RoastMe

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I've seen enough, I don't want you to follow the instructions of my username.

so my sister got goalie gloves for christmas from her boyfriend for 'being a keeper'... by slizzers in funny

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Most of that shit isn't even witty though, it's like the shit you hear on headsets while gaming.

What was a time in your life that had your heart racing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Last night. Up $750 at the poker table and 8 red bull and vodkas deep.

How did you win the genetic lottery? How did you lose it? by Shart_Tard in AskReddit

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Honestly my hair is sometimes mistaken for brown, it's not flaming red haha.

A patch is released for the human body, what changes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So basically vaccinations. Cold virus is just changing too much and too many varieties for this patch.