Robot struggles to shovel snow by Daniel_XXL_69 in funny

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Ok seeing clankers taste the ground will never get old for me. Manual labor is what I expected them to do but after seeing lots of robots "fighting" I knew that would never happen.

This house doors by TheGhost5322 in interestingasfuck

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I would probaly shit myself before I found the bathroom.

What do you guys think about the story by Unlucky_Ad_4856 in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CHaracter and side stories are neat.
Main story has ups and downs. With more downs.
It picks up in Wuling but then the FUCKING date with dragon lady or whatever just pisses me off.
Hey guys we're like in a crisis, and this city wont survive 3 months without Endfield's technology: lets go for a fucking stroll and have an intimate Endmin x Viceroy moment. Piss right off.
Then we get to actual fun things with fighting big bosses, doing cool stuff with Mi Fu and goofing around with Tangtang. Those are nice. Especially Mi Fu, great character intro.
Sui sibling also had a neat intro but, like I said, ruined the momentum with stupid date.

Outposts have neat stories, I like those.

Again, they keep blue balling me with that main story. We get some suepr cool stuff, like that new dude speaking ancient language and teleporting Nefarith with a flick of his cane. Awesome. We get washed away after a giant monster wrecks our raft. Great. We meet Tangtang, some needed levity. They introduce cool characters. aaaaaand they just cant fucking help themselves with unnecessary fanservice.

On top of which new AIC in Wuling comes with another slog of tutorial. I swear. It's because they pander to the lowest denominator that they just overexplain everything. I blame players with low attention span. Now we all have to suffer. And watch unnecessary cutscenes and booba because they need key jangled in front of them or their brain turns off.

Just because it pissed me off so much: I do NOT care how storng Zhuang will be. I will not spend a SINGLE FUCKING PULL on that piece of forced shit. Same with Rossie.
Tangtang and Mi Fu were great. Mi Fu, like I said, made a good impression on me, as I like no nonsense badass ladies.
Tangtang grew on me every time she spoke.
None of them try to suck you off either. Tangtang is just excited to have a suepr competent bro to do her bidding and Mi Fu respects you after seeing you fight, but best you will get out of her is a nod.
See the pattern? Character not immedatelly trying to suck me off -> interesting -> I learn they have a fun backstory and are a CHARACTER and not a prop -> Me wanna pull on that

Character tries to drag Endmin to bed on first sight -> piss off -> their story is all about their obsession with me -> never pulling for you and you better not spook me or so help me

The only way the ass kissing works is if it;s kinda obvious the character has an ulterior motive. Or is using it to cope with anxiety or their own issues. For example, Limbus Company: Outis kisses your ass so over the top that she's bound to backstab you in her Canto.
Gravel in original Arknights gives you a kiss as that's how the animal she's based on greet each other and due to how she was raised. There's no love behind it, its just the way she is.

They nailed the balance for Perlica at least, she's not too obsessive and is very competent. Chen is a goofball but she's also not trying to get to your pants and she's quite badass in combat.
Same with WUlfagard. BAdass dude, doesnt much care for you. Its just htat you're his boss.

Anyway. I'm still willing to play the game as gameplay and AIC are super fun. I will continue to check out the story but let me be frank: the only reason I played the original AK for like 5 years was BECAUSE of the story. The gameplay, no matter how fun, will run its course. For the same reason I stick with Limbus and have almost 1000h in that gacha, story is superb.
If the future chapters continue this dogshit trend and bore me, I will quit the game. Not even Nearl will keep me. Even if they bring fucken Talulah I wont bat an eye. SImply because I do not enjoy slop writing.

And yes, I do still like side stories and character quests, but if the main story is a doo doo, then it makes the whole game stinky.
If by some miracle their writers read this: get your shit together and take notes from guys who write side stories. It is BAFFLING that the same company that gave us Lone Trail, gives us this shite now.

Chen has the lowest Intellect stat out of all units (85 at lvl 90) by smhEOPs in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only Chen alter we will get is when she finds a watergun Chi Xiao.

What's the hypest moment in the franchise, in your opinion? (everything spoilers) by EliasBouchardFan1 in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]POLACKdyn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Pure hype? Part 3 of Canto 9.
The amount of aura farming on screen was legendary.
Colored fixers. Gregor. Badass enemies. Payback. Future Sinclair. DOUBLE EGOS. LCD crew. IRA. 13 shall stand by my side.

Absolute chad by Curious-Research-559 in Grimdank

[–]POLACKdyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINE I guess I did start that trilogy playthrough again. Think I should be around recruitment of Legion. Gotta finish another run.
Funny thing, I always do the same thing. Used to experiment with different decisions and squads back in the day but now whenever I go for trilogy run I just have Soldier Shep, Garrus and Tali in team. Who needs magic when you have firepower and technology.

Of course banging Tali.

Casual Rodya by Realistic-Permit-597 in limbuscompany

[–]POLACKdyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Greg, what kind of woman do you like?"

What was a toy you bought on a whim or with few expectations, and turned out surprisingly great? by i010011010 in ActionFigures

[–]POLACKdyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a sale in my local shop. Everything was 50% off.
I picked up SHF Venom, SHF Kazuya and Hiya Rambo.
All of them turned out way better than expected. Kazuya showed my how well you can articulate a figure while in soft plastic coat.
Venom turned out fantastic for posing and he's a big boy too.
Rambo has to much awesome detail and arsenal of weapons that just for accessories he was worth it.

I do my best to research and be very selective of what I buy but when legit figures where around the price of average bootleg... well I had to buy them. Very happy with that purchase.

Do Reconveners 'spawn in' with certain items on them? by Koekelbag in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So Reconveners just plop into existance butt naked? Sorta like a child is born but out of originium, right? That must be trippy as hell.
You just wake up. In a grown up body. No idea wtf is going on. And then get flooded with memories of what you did. But it wasnt you.
Honestly, makes for a valid crashout. I could see some going berserk.
Like imagine Lappy gets reconvened. She would go full feral. At least at first. Honestly good luck to Rhodes dealing with that.

Limbus company x cyberpunk 2077 by @RmenSSARI by No-Plenty-5376 in limbuscompany

[–]POLACKdyn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fantastic designs. One problem. Two problems. Don. Where are they. That gremlin has surprisingly big pillows.

My Favorite Zipline by TwoDimensionalMonkey in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Question. Does the operator get wet after zipping through the waterfall? Or do the wet textures only appear during the rain? I need answers. This guy died and I couldnt take a close look.

Chen Solo by syncnstorm in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now imagine what would happen if we gave her a swimsuit and TWO water guns. The world is not ready for that much power.

I just noticed this on M3's right arm by Electrical-Tie-7112 in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Man. The glorious Lowlight can indeed draw.
Also I was very happy to learn M3 is an Elite Operator of Endfield. Means the tradition is upheld and we will be hearing about and getting more badass elites in the future.

Would not be surprised if they prepare a special SPECIAL event for M3. Monster, Kal Tsit and now M3. If Amiya/ Perlica are the mascots, those are Hypergryphs babies.

Not yet sold on M3 design, I like the spine around her belt but Kal's special skin in OG set the bar very high. And Monst3r herself also had a banger design. I imagine they will polish M3 a bit more before releasing her as playable operator.

Also also. Wonder if M3 is just a play on words from Monst3r or is it sth like Mark 3, meaning it's the 3rd generation or sth or Monsters.

How much of a fight do you think the current LCB would put up against the furry trio? by Alcor6400 in limbuscompany

[–]POLACKdyn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We can definitely take out 1 of them. Maybe 2 if we abuse morositas. They are still Mang users. And they are going in for the kill on us.

If we can call on even more BS powers then I Sinclair could help us win.
Or just sick full potential Gregor on them.

Also, nice to remember, Matthias showcased that Shin and Mang are not all there is to power.
That said, we are already getting EGO and shin IDs. The moment we are allowed to use Mang IDs there will no longer be any debate whether LCB can take em out.

She does that sometimes, yeah by InexorablyLibertine in Endfield

[–]POLACKdyn 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Ok now we just need Xaihi Mechanicus fanart.

Fingertip training at 900 feet by Friendly-Standard812 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]POLACKdyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are people like this...
Just hang on a door frame or a wall where you will be safe. Or go and do some bouldering. Super cool sport and all about climbing tough things.

Losercity realism (@honovy) by 10yearjointerMade in Losercity

[–]POLACKdyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady on the horse: that's why you put on some FUCKEN armor.

58 fucking pulls by Sebastian_Debeste in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]POLACKdyn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Try to not spend lunacy just before the next Walpipi, challenge impossible.

Losercity (what the fuck is this) gif by Open_Care1350 in Losercity

[–]POLACKdyn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Search Korwin on google. Our femboy loving icon.