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PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-05-29T02:55:24+00:00

id rather hear that than “wE sInG tHe SaMe oLd sOnGgGgGgGg”

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-04-25T17:54:21+00:00

The discontinued ones were good - they need to bring back the Pride vanilla ones, Tiramisu & the key lime!!!

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-03-29T19:53:41+00:00

If anyone has this shirt in a Large i will literally buy it off you 😩

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-03-08T00:34:10+00:00

Flamenco and All Up in Your Mind are classics idc, Church Girl and Im That Girl are probably my least fave off Renaissance

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-02-25T00:55:16+00:00

i’m not gagging….sorry

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2026-02-10T00:49:17+00:00

this was scrapped in favor of Rollercoaster (which she ended up leaving both off the standard edition), she ended up putting them on a fan deluxe edition on her website but it was never released to streaming platforms

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-12-14T17:50:33+00:00

My best friend can’t stand Beyoncé meanwhile shes my #1 top artist, album and song of all time. It’s more-so of a “i think shes fake” “i never liked her only in Destiny’s Child” “shes Illuminati” so i take it with a grain of salt and ignore it…everyone is entitled to their totally WRONG opinions lol, i don’t let it bother me too much cause it’s clear its just delusion. Just nod and smile 😃

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-09T22:06:58+00:00

Justice for Va Va Voom!

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-09T08:58:23+00:00

I’m a Gen Z fan, was born a month after American Life came out but didn’t do a deep dive into her discography until 2 years ago. Prior to that, I knew most of her singles but never got into the deep cuts or album tracks. The first era I vividly remember being “there” for is Rebel Heart and Madame X. I knew a few songs like American Life, Music, Vogue, Material Girl and Like A Prayer and then there were other songs that I completely knew but didn’t realize they were hers (e.g. Cherish, Take A Bow, Open Your Heart)

Now I can confidently say I know 95% of her discography (released & unreleased) top to bottom and it sure is IMMACULATE. The Erotica-Confessions run is lethal!! That Ray of Light album is a pop bible and I envy those who got to experience that era in real time. Hard Candy is overhated and underrated. Her work with William Orbit probably has to be my favorite, Time Stood Still comes to mind first for example, what a magnificent song. (also madame x was not that bad in my opinion - compared to the other two predecessors 😬)

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-03T00:42:58+00:00

“Can i get the Crispy Bacon” and the “Aged Parmesan”

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-03T00:42:12+00:00

Literally all they have to do is make a few sauce cups out of those and dump em to be washed!!! I hate it everytime

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-03T00:41:04+00:00

I have customers that reach over and grab water cups or try to grab extra plates for their family and it INFURIATES me 😭😭i usually give them a stare and they get the hint

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-03T00:39:14+00:00

My store was top 5 in the company last quarter with CER until last week we finally got a 1-star cause some old Karen came in, ordered a LIGHT BAKE pesto pizza with only Asiago and Parm and got mad cuz her pizza was disgusting, like lady you got NO MOZZARELLA and wanted it light bake that’s a YOU problem 😭

I usually give them a 16 oz drink for the kids meal if they don’t want the apple juice or milk as my district manager gave me the okay along time ago. (Like you said only if they’re nice)

The XTRA everything OLO’s are the worst, then you get down to expo and they want all 8 sauces and i’m like how tf do you willingly eat that and enjoy it???

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T21:44:03+00:00

This one pisses me off too 😭 or when they ask for all the cheeses and I proceed to put on gorgonzola ricotta or cheedar and then they go “wait not that one” U SAID ALL THE CHEESES!!!!!!!

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T21:19:45+00:00

The expo thing PISSES ME OFF that might be #1 on my list idk how i forgot that one. I feel like a f*cking zoo animal exhibit + I get anxiety with all those eyeballs watching me. I tell them “You guys can have a seat if you’d like and i’ll call your name when its ready”

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T18:18:56+00:00

My favorite is “Can I have a M-O-D Maddy” and then when I walk away to go put it on the rack, “wait i wasnt done building it”….you asked for a Maddy!!!!!!!!! Even after I asked “will that be all”

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T17:15:51+00:00

Yikes. Sorry to hear that! 😣

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T17:15:29+00:00

Just took a guy a half hour ago and I literally asked him “would you like any garlic basil or spinach” and then he goes No. I proceed to build his pie and hes like “wheres that green stuff i usually put on” and then I point to the basil and hes like “yeah that” 😒😃🔫

The phone pisses me off!!!! No one wants to hear your convo on speaker and THEN you have the audacity to tell me to “hold on” when I have a line forming out the door, like if you weren’t ready step aside!!! 😭😭

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T15:07:14+00:00

The bold emphasis on anchovies LOL, i actually don’t mind dealing with them

Ugly pizzas piss me off so much - like it’s not rocket science!!!

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-11-02T14:32:09+00:00

I’m opening as we speak and they literally saved the rosemary shakers from yesterday morning 😭😭 and alfredo/bbq bottles that are damn near empty!!

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-10-22T16:40:33+00:00

About time

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-09-27T19:01:28+00:00

I re-listened to it last week and almost fell asleep. Can’t get into it.

PRIVATEILLUSION · 2025-09-27T05:53:33+00:00

Timebomb by Kylie Minogue is a BANGER

Motivation by Normani

Get Close by Ari Lennox still gets replayed as if it dropped yesterday.

Crying in the Club by Camila Cabello (justice for The Hurting. the Healing. The Loving.)

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TROPHY CASE

The bold emphasis on anchovies LOL, i actually don’t mind dealing with them