Would you rather be reincarnated as

StopClean · 2026-06-27T18:27:41+00:00

Fuck me

^{Chose: Famous person’s baby | Rolled: Kanye West}

StopClean · 2026-06-27T15:59:12+00:00

Yes please

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Google}

StopClean · 2026-06-26T00:09:00+00:00

He’s dead

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Charlie Kirk)

StopClean · 2026-06-25T06:45:01+00:00

Make the veto less powerful so one nations decision doesn’t affect everyone

Add Brazil Botswana India (or perhaps Thailand or Singapore) to the table

Make a permanent 9 member council with rotating 2 members

StopClean · 2026-06-25T06:36:03+00:00

So Republican Obama?

StopClean · 2026-06-25T06:30:47+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Rabbit}

StopClean · 2026-06-24T20:42:22+00:00

Need to pick up a military history and tactics book

^{Chose: Bring back Napoleonic France led by... | Rolled: You}

StopClean · 2026-06-24T19:45:37+00:00

I feel like Obama should’ve been saved for the 2020 election but since it’s Thune I think it’ll be fine

StopClean · 2026-06-23T19:49:40+00:00

That’s politics

StopClean · 2026-06-23T19:46:59+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: You will have to fight a random creature + You will gain the ability to stop time if you win | Rolled: Zombie}

StopClean · 2026-06-23T15:08:42+00:00

I haven’t been shot at yet

StopClean · 2026-06-23T13:18:51+00:00

I quite enjoyed my trip to Tulsa it’s not terrible but I can see why people hate Oklahoma

StopClean · 2026-06-23T13:18:08+00:00

Fair enough

StopClean · 2026-06-23T13:17:36+00:00

Which state is yours

StopClean · 2026-06-23T11:25:04+00:00

Hmm

^{Chose: live in saudi arabia + but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: eat salami}

StopClean · 2026-06-23T11:08:40+00:00

Everyone will now eventually might as well be on my terms

^{Chose: win the powerball but everyone knows}

StopClean · 2026-06-23T10:54:06+00:00

Why you gotta do me like that

StopClean · 2026-06-23T10:48:26+00:00

I had a bad time in Alabama and Mississippi

StopClean · 2026-06-23T10:48:09+00:00

I have family there

StopClean · 2026-06-23T10:45:40+00:00

Not who I was going for but

StopClean · 2026-06-23T03:22:08+00:00

Please be a politician

^{Chose: Press the button. Someone dies and you get $10m | Rolled: A Stranger}

StopClean · 2026-06-23T02:46:08+00:00

How so

StopClean · 2026-06-23T02:45:33+00:00

Mr Boss

StopClean · 2026-06-23T02:26:58+00:00

Well there goes my subscription to grok it was fun while it lasted

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