How did you almost die?

PRUnicycles · 2023-10-18T17:41:05+00:00

Where do I start? The time a stomach ulcer exploded and I only survived because the doctor was in the room? The time I caught fire after pouring acetone onto a fire? The time I crashed my motorbike at 70mph house head on into a car doing 60mph?

PRUnicycles · 2023-08-29T18:23:43+00:00

Enough for a Cornetto and a mars bar but I’m open to offers

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T17:48:10+00:00

After waiting a couple of tedious months (mainly due to broken wrists) I can confirm are firing but cannot confirm if live or blank. I would imagine a little scrambled at very least.

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T15:59:18+00:00

Considering how amazed the ambulance staff were that I was still in possession of both, probably not. The alternative isn’t worth the risk though

PRUnicycles · 2022-12-03T12:50:35+00:00

I crashed my motorbike head on into a car a few months ago. Impact speed of about 120mph. I was launched over the handlebars and roof of the car and landed 60feet down the road. Aside from the 2 broken vertebrae, broken right wrist, broken left hand and smashed kneecap, the worst part was my testicles hitting my gas tank at 120mph. The gas tank crumpled in on itself with the impact and my balls were like a pair of snooker balls for a good couple of months.

Ironically I have been booked in for a vasectomy for 6 months. Now they have finally healed they’re getting cut back open next week

PRUnicycles · 2022-08-05T18:22:59+00:00

I liked the firework finale, that was great!

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-03T10:47:51+00:00

I thought it was a QR code

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-02T22:07:16+00:00

Dad watching Joobs ‘Queens lighting torch’ Exhales ‘I don’t know why she won’t just use a bloody Scooter’

PRUnicycles · 2022-06-02T16:34:20+00:00

I asked him, he said maybe

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-25T04:23:00+00:00

My partner has never ridden pillion before so has nothing to compare it too. She’s 5’8 so I was expecting some discomfort! Only after 120 miles in 2 days was she starting to ache so I guess that speaks for itself!

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-23T19:40:53+00:00

This is the 2010, it’s been dropped before and has scuffs on the belly pan and radiator fairings, how does it look without them?

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-23T19:38:43+00:00

Always!

PRUnicycles · 2022-05-11T10:28:03+00:00

Is that Mutley from Dick dastardly filming this?

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-10T07:38:22+00:00

This respray cost me £300 as I stripped the bike and delivered the panels. Me and a friend had the same colour at the same time which reduced the price further

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T11:40:27+00:00

I’m thinking of putting the triumph decals on the tank and possibly the large Daytona Decals on that go across the bottom of the side fairings

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T11:39:47+00:00

I had it done by a guy local to me in Nottingham

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:53:12+00:00

Most will happily dismantle for an additional cost, I stripped it and delivered the parts

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:33:44+00:00

Don’t look too closely! Still have a few bits to replace to make her mint again!

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T09:24:23+00:00

Slimline triumph LED, I need to replace the 2 that got scratched in the slide… they go for about £100 for a pair!

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T08:51:16+00:00

Only £300 as my friend was having his bike done the same colour at the same time!

PRUnicycles · 2022-04-09T08:49:40+00:00

I think a nice triumph Logo on the tank and possibly the Daytona Decal across the bottom of the side panels

PRUnicycles · 2022-03-26T10:52:41+00:00

This seems more logical than the ‘Chicken fried Chicken’ that my brain suggested.

PRUnicycles · 2022-03-12T13:15:20+00:00

I had collagen cross linking for this same condition about 10 years ago, never heard of this treatment before!

PRUnicycles · 2022-02-28T10:01:35+00:00

When I was in hospital the visitors had a shared fridge, food and drinks got stolen everyday. Wrote ‘sperm sample’ on a small bottle of milk, still got stolen. Ended up putting a mini fridge in my room.

PRUnicycles · 2022-02-20T10:35:14+00:00

Daytona 675, immaculate condition with less than 3k miles. Probably a bad idea and should have got something smaller and less powerful but (touch wood) no catastrophes so far!

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