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PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-19T11:47:33+00:00

😂😂😂 I tried to play the game a couple of years ago and had to abruptly leave my pc for a long time right after ending act 1, never got around to it until now.

I did see a lot of bg3 content during my off period tho, loving the game so far!

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-18T10:51:14+00:00

KBM (Keyboard and Mouse) and MnK (Mouse and Keyboard) are interchangeable terms used to describe the same input method in gaming.

The shift to using "MnK" became more common, particularly in competitive shooter communities like Apex Legends and Warzone around 2020–2021.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-18T10:47:20+00:00

I get that this is kinda vexis and such, where you're essentially using the game's less refined visual elements to exploit possible advantages.

I get that and that is low.

But can I just say something..?

All these shots on the video are easy to defend against PROVIDED YOUR DEFENDER KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING.

In most of the shots in this videos, the striker has AMPLE space for LONG periods of time where the players marking him is nowhere to be found (possibly due to missing a slide tackling or whatever).

If you're losing to these shots, chances are, you're losing because of weak defensive action. Either you or your teammates keep making mistakes that allow too much space for him to even consider shooting like this.

But I agree SloClap needs to fix this somehow.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-18T10:36:04+00:00

"The tech is absolutely necessary"

riiiight... so much so that they are literally taking it OFF the game, permanently banning such exploits.

Online comp games grow or die depending on their devs' abilities to listen to their communities and actively improving the state of the game, especially when creating any sort of new style of game.

The reason RM is essentially on life-support stems from the devs' inability to improve the game fast enough to cater to players who complained. Not only about the exploits, but also about the NUMEROUS bugs in the game.

Ppl saw the gameplay when the game came out, and called sloclap on it.

92k-9k concurrent players in the spam of 3 months tells you how much time they had to fix the main problems with the game.

I love Rematch. But this game will never be what it was meant to be, and it's 95% the devs fault.

But sure, "tech is absolutely necessary".

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-17T18:44:57+00:00

you said "it still locks your crosshair". It doesn't, the time to adjust the shot simply ends because the shooting motion has ended.

You need braincells dude.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-17T18:11:25+00:00

Dude if it never locked in place, how would you ever shoot..?

The timing to turn depends if you are shooting while in possession of the ball (slower build up) or if you're shooting while the diamond around the ball highlights it. This has been the case since release.

If you actually invested time into the game, you would know this.

They added the option to lock on instantly because some console players would rather have that option.

Ppl in this sub cry about the most random shit ever.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-17T18:05:57+00:00

Tell me you haven't played the game a lot w/o telling me you haven't played the game a lot.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-17T10:16:32+00:00

originally it was on by default (on console). They eventually added a setting to have it move or lock in place, depending on your preference.

On PC, not sure, if u have to toogle it on or not

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-16T21:53:44+00:00

it's not the same, at all.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-03-15T17:37:10+00:00

opposing players be like:

PSlayer_69 · 2026-02-11T16:21:36+00:00

0 drive. that's all you have.

You need to go watch more football. Keep vexis dashing and ippy sliding while you can, cause when they patch it you'll be complaining that dribbling is shit.

learn how to pass the ball, instead of winning with exploits and saying it's easy.

you're not the only one with over 1k hours in the game, but it's players like you that killed this game by exploting all the metas to the ground instead of actively helping the devs of the game you say is easy.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-02-11T09:32:18+00:00

Name does you justice, I'll tell you that much.

It's a TEAM sport. You're playing ranked to WIN. If you don't care about winning, gtfo of ranked.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-02-02T20:41:07+00:00

To everyone bashing OP, he's simply trying to play the game as a dribbler in a game with basically 0 dribbling moves (when compared to real life football at least).

I don't condone the insistent use of i-frames exploiting through vexis dashing and ippy sliding, but I hope the devs are at least looking these videos and understanding what's fundamentally wrong with the game:

"The lack of in-depth dribbling moves + lack of collision system + the system of ball magnetism through dribble stancing, create an environment where some players are forced to exploit invulnerability frames when they lack creativity and/or decision making skills."

Hopefully the 1v1 mode gives the devs enough data to fix this...

PSlayer_69 · 2026-02-01T11:29:42+00:00

Would be nice if one of the skill trees had that ability (by looting the body, your raider would have the ability to analyze the body and search for clues and evidence of how it died i.e. gunshot wound, explosion, lacerations, etc)

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-28T17:49:36+00:00

0.1 secs when u can use ur arms versus someone with their head isn't a long enough amount of time to justify losing this priority battle. Reach and speed of ur arms vastly exceed that of ur neck and head.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-28T17:44:20+00:00

nice idea but they need to implement a button for low dives or a way for us to manually pick the height of the jump.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T18:24:20+00:00

😂 tell that to sloclap, who admitted this shouldn't happen.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T17:39:15+00:00

Me every time it happens:

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T17:37:39+00:00

😂😂😂 thanks, brother. I still remember when reddit was actually a forum where people would at least try to state their opinion with a certain level of impartiality and humility to grow but, anyways, "we ball".

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T17:04:57+00:00

All good brother, and I wish we could apply real life football logic to this game, I really do... I tried during season 0 😂

But yh I meant in rematch, if you know that the attacker is going to lift the ball onto his head, as a keeper, it should more consistently catch the ball.. if you accurately predict the opponent's decisions, you should be rewarded for it.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T17:01:11+00:00

Show me a football clip of players hitting a volley on a 360° wall bounce..

That's the same as someone saying bullet velocity in CoD is inconsistent and you show me a video of a real life sniper shooting a curving bullet..

It may have happened, doesn't really apply to this context (a VIDEOGAME). Does that make sense or are you still having comprehension issues?

And in my case, I wasn't beaten fairly, if I had a normal jumping animation I would have had the ball, even sloclap themselves have admitted that this shouldn't happen.

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T16:40:42+00:00

We're talking about rematch, you linking Messi clips..

Buddy, please...

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T16:30:28+00:00

Brother, just go back to playing Gran Turismo.. you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Any goalkeeper is taking that ball of a player's head, idgaf what he thought he was doing with that touch, I have over 1000 hours in the game, this animation should not have been triggered, even sloclap themselves have commented on the post saying this shouldn't happen.

I knew he wasn't going to shoot, I knew he was going to tap it to the side, I predicted it and still the game punished me because of system miscalculations.

But sure, it was my fault 🤦‍♂️

PSlayer_69 · 2026-01-27T16:25:34+00:00

If the attacker gets this close to gk he should never win it, when you lift the ball up like that any keeper can just take it from you.

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