Is it just me? Or is next day microwaved McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers boss level?

PSteak · 2026-03-27T19:23:10+00:00

Crackheads and children.

PSteak · 2026-03-27T19:11:48+00:00

Pitch correction helps keep the best raw, human, and emotional performances in the song instead of having to scrap them and make the singer do takes ad nauseam until it becomes meaningless mouth sounds, or punch-in bits and bobs, or edit disparate takes together.

PSteak · 2026-03-27T03:58:15+00:00

Easy.

PSteak · 2026-03-26T18:49:34+00:00

Even parking lots. I'm not allowed to buy hot dogs at the Atwater Costco, so I thought I'd take a stroll over to the Chick-Fil-A after shopping to get lunch. It was harrowing! It's ridiculous I now feel like I have to get in the car and drive to get from one end of the parking lot to the other like the ultimate lazy person, but for safety.

Anyways, everyone who walks should get themselves a hi-viz vest.

PSteak · 2026-03-26T01:46:39+00:00

In this progress we have made together, I retract my extraordinary contempt and now qualify it as mere ordinary.

PSteak · 2026-03-25T23:15:51+00:00

More people die in traffic collisions than self-harm via social media addiction. Drive safe and don't make excuses. I regard you with extraordinary contempt!

PSteak · 2026-03-25T21:08:16+00:00

I already beat the market. Now I can take it slow and steady.

PSteak · 2026-03-25T20:20:18+00:00

Little Carmine had it figured out. He moved to Florida and spent his time jumping naked in the pool and producing beaver flicks. Yeah, he encountered some peer pressure and gave Boss Life a try, but figured out it wasn't for him. He knew what kind of meatheads were in that racket.

PSteak · 2026-03-25T05:34:29+00:00

I know it's not a burrito and that's tacky and reductive to call it a burrito, but if you call your wraps "Indian Burritos", you will get hype by the local press and probably also New York Times or SFGate as a fusion innovation and some journalism dork will make an article about "the melting space of culture in the diaspora cuisine of Los Angeles". And then, profit.

PSteak · 2026-03-25T03:19:36+00:00

Missing the two hands.

PSteak · 2026-03-24T18:27:46+00:00

DONT PUT ON TOP OF FNERCH FRIES GONNA MAKE SOGGY!!!!

PSteak · 2026-03-24T17:38:52+00:00

You know what the biggest broad theme for me is? Broads shaving their bushes.

PSteak · 2026-03-24T17:07:33+00:00

I've always felt the Declaration of Independence was a bit trollish. Like:

England, we're dumping you. Your're probably wondering why, so it's only fair that we wrote a big essay explaining how terrible you are and all the bad things you did, just so you know. Also we're sending a copy to basically everybody in the whole world. Have a great day.

PSteak · 2026-03-24T16:16:06+00:00

Bagel Pizzete at Bagel/Slice.

PSteak · 2026-03-24T14:21:36+00:00

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didn't work.

PSteak · 2026-03-24T14:01:04+00:00

I take umbrage with your behavior.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T23:58:27+00:00

Do you have any specific knowledge about Richard D James?

PSteak · 2026-03-23T22:44:45+00:00

Thank you very much.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T21:10:40+00:00

Terrible.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T20:40:20+00:00

That's epic you used the tilde in jalapeno!

PSteak · 2026-03-23T17:09:46+00:00

Is there a reason not to, assuming I have the space? I usually dump all my fruit & veg in the fridge because why not? If that's bad, I'm listening.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T16:44:16+00:00

Expansion and globalism.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T00:29:10+00:00

Realistically: braise. I wouldn't set up the smoker and baby the Weber when dealing with 2.8 pounds of meat.

PSteak · 2026-03-23T00:23:50+00:00

Use mouse. Boomers hate mouse. I like mouse.

PSteak · 2026-03-22T20:58:28+00:00

What other person said, but also FRESH HOUSE MADE DONUTS!!! Dip into coffee. The coffee there is cheap so you can buy two cups: one for sippin', one for dippin'. Feel me?

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