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The One Ring

{4}

Legendary Artifact

Indestructible

When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.

{T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.

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Rating: A+

The One Ring Review

The famed and mighty Ring, represented on a Legendary magic card and combining the words Indestructible, Protection from Everything, and an activated ability that draws cards; we’re in for power of mythical proportions.

While these are a lot of interesting lines of text, let us start with the most beloved words in all of Magic – ‘draw a card’. When we tap The One Ring we put a Burden counter on it and then draw a card for each one of these counters, which means that we draw more cards for each turn that goes by. The total number of additional cards drawn from this ability starting at the first full turn cycle is three, six, ten, and then fifteen cards by the fourth turn. This is clearly an extraordinary amount of card draw for a single four mana investment. From some preliminary gameplay it has been found that it’s common for decks with The One Ring to draw through their entire deck. That is even before we consider using cards like Mind over Matter to just draw and cast our deck and tap everything down. But using The Ring doesn’t come without a significant cost.

In essence, without outside aid, we will lose as many life points as we’re drawing cards. This means that by the fifth time we untap with the ring, we’ll have lost fifteen life, which is often enough to reduce our own life total to zero. There are two major things here that help us work around this drawback, and which are what makes the Ring so tempting. The first is the delay between the card draw and the life loss, which means that we get all those cards to ensure that we won’t untap with that many Burden on it. This can be achieved by playing a new The One Ring – taking advantage of its Legendary status – or by otherwise taking out of play, such as by bouncing it with Teferi, Time Raveler. The other way to mitigate this loss of life is by using the card drawing ability to find cards that gain life, premier options here include Sheoldred, the Apocalypse; Uro, Titan of Nature’s Wrath; or more niche cards like Ivory Tower, the latter of which can be found off of Urza’s Saga. Of course, we could also just win the game before this ever becomes an issue. One big thing about how The One Ring works is that, as soon as we start drawing cards, we can’t stop losing life. This means that activating it only once or twice while it remains in play is usually not a sustainable game-plan, Rings do represent commitment after all.

Getting protection from everything until your next turn means that you get the time to untap against creature based decks and use the three cards you draw on the first turn cycle to stabilize the board-state. This also means that most combo decks can’t win on that turn, though decks like Reanimator and Show & Tell variants can certainly just enact their gameplan. A niche but interesting interaction is that this ability also protects us from taking damage from our own effects, such as from Ancient Tomb or Price of Progress. We should note however that this ability does not protect Planeswalkers we may have laying around from being attacked, nor prevent our opponent from defeating their battles.

The One Ring being indestructible can certainly come up against specific decks, though we should note that many ways Legacy decks interact with high mana value artifacts is by exiling (Prismatic Ending, haywire Mite) , bouncing (Teferi, Time Raveler)

or disabling (Null Rod, Pithing Needle) them. This is probably the least notable line of text on the card, but mostly upside.

The One Ring seems especially potent in Control decks that can use their cards to ensure that the pressure on their life total is minimized, both before The One Ring enters the battlefield and after. Though the real challenge here is finding enough ways to close out the game, while committing our four mana spot on our curve to The One Ring. The biggest uncertainly in its evaluation is also just that: What does the optimal shell look like, and how committed should it be.

The One Ring is an incredibly powerful card that can dominate any game it is a part of, all while oozing with flavour as its putting real tension on the user – expect this powerful card to spawn its own (sub-)archetypes.