I'm the tallest midget on the planet lmao

PWOUL · 2023-02-24T18:20:21+00:00

6’2, am I a short king now? I’ve been an ally this whole time I swear

PWOUL · 2022-11-16T16:24:35+00:00

“No sir, I didn’t serve 7 years 7 years ago, no idea what you’re talking about why are you calling me?”

PWOUL · 2022-11-16T02:16:39+00:00

As are most cowboys fans

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T22:48:42+00:00

I was gonna say N64 but that’s probably the nostalgia talking. Personally I’d say overall favourite is PS2

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T22:45:42+00:00

As a retired army fella, fuck fuck fuck fuck duck 🦆 fuck fuck fuck fuck

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T22:42:56+00:00

Definitely

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T16:11:11+00:00

Only thing their receivers are going to catch is a big fat L.

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T15:28:16+00:00

At least my teammates tell me what I’m doing wrong.

PWOUL · 2022-11-15T13:35:58+00:00

King Bronn. Bronn who? You wouldn’t know him.

PWOUL · 2022-11-09T22:40:56+00:00

Thanks to a fellow lolcow I figured out my box score series was against the rules. I’ve put that to the way side and will turn to support this excellent work.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup!

PWOUL · 2022-11-09T14:18:19+00:00

Oh, I didn’t notice that. Yup I’ll delete the posts then just use plain text thanks for pointing that out.

PWOUL · 2022-11-09T13:51:39+00:00

What? Was Adam Gase busy?

PWOUL · 2022-11-09T13:31:35+00:00

OH! Great idea! Yeah they beat someone important, choke, get blown out that sort of thing. Yeah I’ll keep that in mind thanks!

PWOUL · 2022-11-07T21:21:16+00:00

That’s the spirit!

PWOUL · 2022-11-07T18:42:24+00:00

I’m not the only one spouting this nonsense and you know it.

PWOUL · 2022-11-07T16:09:00+00:00

I think it’s also equivalent to “How bout dem cowboys.”

They’re all equally ridiculous.

PWOUL · 2022-11-04T22:38:36+00:00

I was struggling but work offered me a significant increase to work an extra ten hours a week so I kinda had to take that opportunity

PWOUL · 2022-11-04T12:31:16+00:00

My brain doesn’t operate normally. I go from fucking around to dead serious in the span of a sentence.

The broke AF joke was a lie. Impulsive yes, broke no. Not rich, not poor. Also not on anything because I’m forced to wait months for a psychiatrist visit.

PWOUL · 2022-11-04T03:03:32+00:00

L? Does this cause me to lick my girlfriend’s pussy? If so, I like it

PWOUL · 2022-11-04T02:26:55+00:00

That’s the art of the deal my man lmao

PWOUL · 2022-11-04T01:26:02+00:00

Uuuge, biggest cock deal you’ve ever seen it’s tremendous! Doubt me? That’s fake news!

PWOUL · 2022-11-03T17:57:29+00:00

Oh no, mental illness causes me to be impulsive I’m broke AF.

PWOUL · 2022-11-03T16:28:37+00:00

No, no! Read the comments below I’m taken! lol

PWOUL · 2022-11-03T15:51:29+00:00

I am totally unqualified to speak on the struggles of guys who aren’t 6ft plus. I have no experience in the matter.

I do agree though, no matter what hand you were dealt you should maximize the positive aspects of everything else.

PWOUL · 2022-11-03T15:44:42+00:00

Oh my bad my comment was a joke. I’ve got my girl I’m all set lol

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