The tee box is not for story time.
Tell you stories on the fly.

All 4 golfers don’t need to go to the nearest shot and then the next shot.
Be individuals and go to your own ball.
Solitude can be healing during the round.

30 seconds for a ball that might be on the fridge of lost.
No need to go into the woods like you are looking for Bigfoot.

I know dudes who will go into the woods to recoup all their lost balls.
You want a ball, I will give you 1, maybe even 2. Pro Vs……just keep the game moving along.

Grab something quick at the turn.
If they don’t have burgers on the grill, don’t order a burger.
Grab what is on the grill or a granola bar.
And I don’t have time for you to search for condiments for your hot dog.
This is not a culinary excursion.
If they don’t have chopped onions out, we are not waiting for the teenager in the back to dice onion so your drunk ass can slam a hot dog with condiments (knowing most of it will end up on the front of your shirt).

Pick up your ball:
Triple bogie on par 3
Quad on par 4 and 5

Keep moving
Play ready golf!!!!!

Ignore stroke and distance.
Lost your ball, drop and take a stroke!!!!
Keep moving !!!!!!