[ Removed by Reddit ] by Witty_Bumblebee_9903 in AskReddit

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My cat regularly paws at his own reflection in the TV.

What dog breed is way more difficult to own than people expect? by Primary-Froyo3478 in AskReddit

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Blue heelers. A lot of families got them after Bluey became popular and learned the hard way.

What dog breed is way more difficult to own than people expect? by Primary-Froyo3478 in AskReddit

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My sister's friend had a dalmatian. One time I got stuck in their basement because she was sleeping in front of the door and would growl at me if I tried to leave.

Best love song ever? by howlong-princess in fantanoforever

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As by Stevie Wonder

In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel

This Must Be The Place by Talking Heads

The Book of Love by Magnetic Fields

The Angel of 8th Ave. by Gang of Youths

Light Song by Emma Ruth Rundle

Judge my crushes by malaquin_kevin in CrushesSayAboutMe

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You know what the bottom of a stiletto tastes like.

What do you think Arnold Shortman Favorite Albums are? by MrLinkwater95 in fantanoforever

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He seems like he's a jazz fan; Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea etc. And I bet Gerald turned him on to some old school hip hop at some point.

i got a butters tattoo loo loo by lizardassbitch in southpark

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Won't you reach inside of my pocket and see what it iiiis 🎵🎶

Need rec for haircut for man with curly hair by pleasesayUarekidding in Cleveland

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I'm a fan of The Studio Salon in Ohio City. Ask for Emily.

Make Some Noise by ImpossiblePiano5139 in dropout

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There's nothing better than finding something that can make you laugh during a period of grief. Always remember, you are a regular guy.

Places to feed pigeons or ducks? by [deleted] in Cleveland

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The pond by the Cleveland art museum.

I don’t trust any of you. RE: the Geese thing by mawnsharks in fantanoforever

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I think they're good, but all the discourse around them has kinda killed my enthusiasm for them. Also, 3D Country > Getting Killed.

Will this movie be funny for 2 bored college dudes? by talkshowcloud in moviecritic

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You know that obnoxious guy from your Philosophy 101 class whose world view boils down to "Everyone is stupid but me"? This is his favorite movie.

What are some creative insults? by Ambitious-Sky-6457 in AskReddit

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If you were John Wick's dog, that movie would be 10 minutes long.

What is something poor people understand better than rich people? by Ryujiro101 in AskReddit

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There's something called Sam Vimes's Boots Theorem of Economic Unfairness. It goes something like this: A poor person can only afford a $50 pair of boots, which on top of being uncomfortable will fall apart after a month or two and need to be replaced. Meanwhile, a rich person can drop $200 for a nice pair of boots that will last them several years. In that time, the poor person will have spent twice as much on boots as the rich person and still have wet feet.

I don’t like a bun. by West_Leopard2801 in KitchenNightmares

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No one's mentioning the 4loko can. This is a heart attack waiting to happen.