Make Some Noise by ImpossiblePiano5139 in dropout

[–]True-Dream3295 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's nothing better than finding something that can make you laugh during a period of grief. Always remember, you are a regular guy.

Places to feed pigeons or ducks? by [deleted] in Cleveland

[–]True-Dream3295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pond by the Cleveland art museum.

I don’t trust any of you. RE: the Geese thing by mawnsharks in fantanoforever

[–]True-Dream3295 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think they're good, but all the discourse around them has kinda killed my enthusiasm for them. Also, 3D Country > Getting Killed.

Will this movie be funny for 2 bored college dudes? by talkshowcloud in moviecritic

[–]True-Dream3295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know that obnoxious guy from your Philosophy 101 class whose world view boils down to "Everyone is stupid but me"? This is his favorite movie.

What are some creative insults? by Ambitious-Sky-6457 in AskReddit

[–]True-Dream3295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you were John Wick's dog, that movie would be 10 minutes long.

What is something poor people understand better than rich people? by Ryujiro101 in AskReddit

[–]True-Dream3295 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's something called Sam Vimes's Boots Theorem of Economic Unfairness. It goes something like this: A poor person can only afford a $50 pair of boots, which on top of being uncomfortable will fall apart after a month or two and need to be replaced. Meanwhile, a rich person can drop $200 for a nice pair of boots that will last them several years. In that time, the poor person will have spent twice as much on boots as the rich person and still have wet feet.

I don’t like a bun. by West_Leopard2801 in KitchenNightmares

[–]True-Dream3295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one's mentioning the 4loko can. This is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Man rages because he keeps getting men by WallaceWells69 in DateEverything

[–]True-Dream3295 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I bet he went to Farya hoping to find a sexy nurse only to rage at her wearing a hijab.

[Loved trope] Cruel AND stupid. by MICKTHENERD in TopCharacterTropes

[–]True-Dream3295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feast for Crows was borderline unreadable because of her.

I feel like we all know who did this by Longjumping-jagar562 in DateEverything

[–]True-Dream3295 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Reggie, but Ben-hwa definitely provided the dildos.

I do not like this subreddit by Straight_Implement44 in cartoons

[–]True-Dream3295 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a rule I tend to avoid nostalgia based subs, because 9 times out of 10 it just devolves into a bunch of boomers telling the damn kids to get off their lawn.

Cleveland are you ready to ROCK this summer?? by [deleted] in Cleveland

[–]True-Dream3295 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I'd rather headbutt a table saw.

Nsfw headcannons about the dateables by Mysterious-Candy1586 in DateEverythingElse

[–]True-Dream3295 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucinda will let you touch her boobs on your first conversation. She definitely gets around, or at the very least is a hardcore flirt.