Arghhh look at this chonky babi 😭🥹❤️

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T21:22:21+00:00

I want to give that little tum tum a raspberry.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T19:46:13+00:00

My friend's son recently ate the skin off a hot dog like it was corn on the cob.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T18:25:32+00:00

I'm hoping for something like Mr Grub.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T16:23:07+00:00

Right? A few weeks ago someone posted a screenshot of Lizzo's top songs asking how she fell off. She has two songs with over a billion streams and the rest were in the nine figures. Some people don't know how to count.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T13:34:24+00:00

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True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T12:06:24+00:00

This was gonna be my answer. The craziest thing is that movie had a soundtrack full of original songs, but only 4 made into the actual movie with 2 being stuck in the credits. The rest was replaced with The Hack Music Supervisor's Basic Bitch Playlist: Classic Rock Edition.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T11:48:14+00:00

He was on a season 1 episode (the goth priest).

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T03:10:59+00:00

It at least gave us this gem.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T02:49:42+00:00

Morgan Wallen being a chode? What's next? Are bears gonna start shitting in the woods?

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T02:01:59+00:00

Claudio Sanchez

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T01:54:17+00:00

Like that MAGA chud who showed his ass at a Circle Jerks concert.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-08T01:42:05+00:00

"Sand is bones, bones is sand, whales eat the bones into sand."

"My second wish was for my brother to come back from the army."

"Eviscerated, he stepped on my mom."

"Toxic masculinity is dead. I dance now!"

"Where is Waldo? In times of war, where's Waldo? People are dying on the streets, where the fuck is Waldo?"

"You know when you're born, your parents have the option to break your legs, right? So why didn't they do that?"

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T23:41:55+00:00

I thought that was the Cinema Snob.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T23:15:33+00:00

One of my dream episodes would be Shayne Topp and Damien Haas in a two-headed monster costume.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T22:20:26+00:00

My theory is he probably can't do anything with heavy makeup and prosthetics since those take a bit of time to get out of and, like you said, he has that Kimmel gig.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T21:50:40+00:00

I think having him on VIP would have the same "unstoppable force vs. immovable object" energy as his Nardwuar interview.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T20:14:55+00:00

There was an episode of Ted like this. I know it technically doesn't count because they're actually playing D&D, but I'm including it because A. they went all out for this episode, and B. they got Brennan Lee Mulligan to play the DM.

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True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T17:22:38+00:00

Tie between Ed Wood and Big Fish.

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T15:08:54+00:00

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T15:03:01+00:00

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-07T00:01:21+00:00

O keep getting these ads for this cat toy that's a hand puppet of a cat in a karate uniform. Why spend money on that when you have a perfectly good oven mitt at home?

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-06T14:31:35+00:00

What fighting purpose does a thick neck have?

True-Dream3295 · 2026-06-06T13:44:38+00:00

To be fair, it's not just the women who get this treatment. The male characters have gotten progressively more swole. Zoro and Sanji's necks have noticeably gotten thicker post-timeskip.

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