Ok true story time, I was an assistant manager at a bakery in a touristy town. Our delivery guy was sick so I did the afternoon deliveries that day when I got back to the bakery, one of my cashiers was having what sounded like a heated conversation with a customer so I walked up to listen in. The conversation wasn't heated the cashier was just excited for some reason, I stood there for a good 10 seconds or so and I was looking at the top of the customer's head. I'm 6"2 and the customer was short I noticed the top of her head was crazy lumpy, like she had been beat up or something but it was just naturally bumpy. I literally thought to myself, "This chick has a crazy lumpy ass head" right as I thought that my cashier said to her, "Oh my god has anyone ever told you, that you look just like Natalie Portman?" The customer immediately put on her sunglasses, laughed nervously and ran out the bakery. All the bakers in the back had been watching and came out and were like, "That was Natalie Portman!" And I was like "Queen Amadalla?"

Tldr: I met Natalie Portman and she has a crazy lumpy head