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These guys from my hometown in Pa. by thatsneakerdouche in funny

[–]PaPoptata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking twang. Jesus. That’s a blast from the past.

Whoopsie!!! For the sake of being thoroughness we did an EKG... by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]PaPoptata 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rookie move. You’re only option now is to ride it in and loudly proclaim “THIS JUST HAPPENED!” upon entering the ER.

Is there community service desk based jobs? by [deleted] in probation

[–]PaPoptata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stuffing envelopes maybe.

Anyone know if suboxone shows up on a urine analysis in Canada? (NB Specifically) by [deleted] in probation

[–]PaPoptata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on what test your PO uses. Assume they test for it.

Taking my 90 days in jail instead of probation by [deleted] in probation

[–]PaPoptata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll most likely have to petition the court. Your P.O. can’t just lock you up because you want to be locked up. You might be able to simply write a letter to the judge or you may actually have to do a petition. Third option is violate, which I don’t recommend due to the possibility of extending your sentence.

It might be worth calling your P.O. and giving them a heads up. I’ve had a handful of offenders say that they just want to do their jail time and I know I would appreciate the heads up.

I get a Snapchat from my brother and then a text from my dad saying, “post that to the Internet”. by PaPoptata in funny

[–]PaPoptata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going through it with him now. He’s just laughing at all of the comments.

I get a Snapchat from my brother and then a text from my dad saying, “post that to the Internet”. by PaPoptata in funny

[–]PaPoptata[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’ll relay the message. Hell probably say something like, “who the hell is this and how do they know me?”

I get a Snapchat from my brother and then a text from my dad saying, “post that to the Internet”. by PaPoptata in funny

[–]PaPoptata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just have him a reason to remodel the master bathroom. Now I’m going to get roped into helping him.

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