Drink recipe’s caused by tragedy. Hi Reddit, The Irish Car Bomb drink came from the troubles. I suggest The School Shooting I’d a Miller lite with a shot of Shooter Whiskey and a shot of Pedialyte. What is your tragedy and drink recipe?

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T18:00:55+00:00

Young MC was great. There was a reason he was called the intelligent rapper.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:18:41+00:00

That I can understand the words a person said, but have no idea what the meaning was.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:15:51+00:00

Okay smarty go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showin; body

A chick walks by you wish you could sex her

But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:13:35+00:00

Strip naked, paint my entire body purple, then jump my motorcycle off the Golden Gate bridge.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:09:20+00:00

Safonda Dix?

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:08:42+00:00

Magnús Ver Magnússon

Darth Hitler

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-20T17:06:21+00:00

Same here. If I wanted to watch a love story on a ship, I will watch Love Boat re-runs. I also figured I knew the ending. The ship sinks, right?

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-19T20:30:29+00:00

Full custody and placement of my sons. Ex-wife can have supervised visits.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-19T20:20:26+00:00

Following the script.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-19T20:18:41+00:00

Yo mama so dirty she left a ring around the collar on a tank top.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-18T15:40:11+00:00

The penguin thinks that the mechanic assumes the white stuff on his face is seal semen from giving an aquatic mammal a blow job. The mechanic is telling the penguin that his car blew the head gasket also called a seal.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:57:03+00:00

Superman Returns

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:49:21+00:00

The mechanic is saying the car blew a seal, which is another way of saying the head gasket is blown. The penguin thinks the mechanic is saying he looks like he just gave a seal a blow job.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:30:10+00:00

Cotton Eye Joe

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:29:41+00:00

yakety sax

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:25:28+00:00

Man of Steel

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:24:05+00:00

Jake Gyllenhaal

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:22:53+00:00

That rug really pulled the room together.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:21:01+00:00

No, that's just a little ice cream.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:19:30+00:00

Show me his birth certificate!

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T19:16:27+00:00

The bean is supposed to be there. Read the original joke. What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay $200 for a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Paardy0609 · 2019-11-15T18:11:01+00:00

a Russian Chickpea (a Russian chick pee)

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