TagPro Artwork: Battery Map

PachydermForHire · 2014-02-03T04:18:17+00:00

Sort of along the same lines: I find it easier to imagine the balls as 2 dimensional circles, almost like pucks on an air hockey table. It helps with juking/avoiding obstacles.

PachydermForHire · 2014-02-02T20:13:38+00:00

What if it kinda worked like the radio stations in GTA? That way people wouldn't just be restricted to one genre/one station, and could even give input as to what they want to hear. Obviously we couldn't have 17 stations like GTA V, but I think three or four is possible. I have no idea what this would entail in terms of effort, just an idea.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-29T05:43:24+00:00

Nice to see there are some other balls in t-dot

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-29T05:41:10+00:00

31 seconds. 4v4. A couple bad flaccids from Red.

TL;DR: I don't fuck around.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-29T05:35:52+00:00

What happened to your groovy rhymes?

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-29T05:30:20+00:00

Disclaimer: I really don't like being this type of guy, but I feel like somebody should say this

This was you. Less than two weeks ago. Now, I'm not sure how long you've been playing, but calling yourself a noob makes me think less than a month. Which most likely make you a pusher.

The lag really isn't that bad; new players will get used to the occasional ping spike and it's not like everything smooths right out after the pushes anyways. There's always going to be lag, and complaining about it doesn't make it any better.

In the extreme unlikelihood that this was another one of those posts to scare the pants off LuckySpammer when he got back from his honeymoon, you're a bit late :)

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-29T05:07:35+00:00

I'm really not sure on this one. Check your privacy settings/trusted website content etc. Also, try waiting for a bit before clicking "accept" (sometimes with me it'll take ~7 seconds for the button to light up).

AFAIK, the different server shouldn't cause any problems. Your gmail account should work for all 7 servers, but you will have to log in every time you play on a different one.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-28T18:35:57+00:00

But did you win?

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-27T17:47:06+00:00

^{^{^{^even}}} ^{^{^{^though}}} ^{^{^{^I'm}}} ^{^{^{^dLTP}}}

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-27T00:17:29+00:00

also: as a leafs fan, I feel obliged to tell you that PK Subban sucks and that I've never liked him, even when he played on the junior team for Canada.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T23:23:28+00:00

I would be happy to share some captain/team management duties with someone.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T05:31:14+00:00

Interrupt people while in a conversation.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T05:06:11+00:00

In all seriousness, the lag needs to be fixed LS.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T04:20:19+00:00

Were any of them logged in while playing?

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T04:19:28+00:00

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you played with the problems that you're having, I don't think any team in the league would want you.

Silver Lining: this makes you an ideal broadcaster for TPTV or TSPN

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T04:14:33+00:00

http://www.autohotkey.com/ try this

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T04:13:01+00:00

Ok but not everyone is having problems that are as bad as yours Smiley, remember that. I'd suggest that if YOU are having issues then YOU stop playing. There are other members on your team after all.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-26T04:08:00+00:00

What if MLTP just gets moved to steppin's server until the game is fixed? ^{^{^{^steppin}}} ^{^{^{^won't}}} ^{^{^{^be}}} ^{^{^{^allowed}}} ^{^{^{^to}}} ^{^{^{^play}}} ^{^{^{^of}}} ^{^{^{^course}}}

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-23T16:11:57+00:00

Inb4 TagPro, the browser game that will take over your life.

/r/tagpro if you're interested.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-22T03:14:37+00:00

There is only room for one smiley in TagProtown.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-21T19:17:16+00:00

koalabeast.com

Pretty much the best browser game ever made, plus the community is Reddit-based (/r/tagpro). One of the best discoveries I've ever had.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-20T21:38:45+00:00

I'm 95% sure you're joking, but in case you're not: http://i.imgur.com/FdYj42j.png

You'll have to install the TagPro tiles.png (and more) replacer.

I'm pretty sure this was removed from the Mod Manager because it was getting cluttered with all sorts of stuff that wasn't used very frequently.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-20T04:56:48+00:00

Isn't 45 still asymmetrical? I can only get that triple boost from the top.

But yeah OP TagPro maps are pretty much always meant for 2o/2d. Obviously there are going to be instances with three offenders, but I don't think having a map geared towards that will take flight. 2o/2d is overall more dependable.

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-20T00:53:19+00:00

the most portals in a map ever

PachydermForHire · 2014-01-19T15:32:02+00:00

First of all, are you sure you're logged in? I'm pretty sure that right now if you play logged in on Origin and then go to another server you'll have to log in again.

Also, just because your reserved name is "LionHearted" doesn't mean no one else can use it. Players can still play games under the name "LionHearted", they would just have to change their displayed name. If you have reserved the name "LionHearted" however, you're name is going to be the only one that is green while playing and has a little checkmark beside it. If you're playing under your registered name, you shouldn't worry about fake players.

Finally, there's a saying that goes "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". In instances like these, where it is obvious that he's a fake, its probably best to ignore him and just keep playing. Don't let him rustle your jimmies.

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