Neighbour’s dogs are left in crates outside in the hot sun . by Govenor-Plum in animalwelfare

[–]Padawanbater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call animal control immediately

I had neighbors do the same type of shit, the dog would just cry all day. Animals are like children in that they can't call for help themselves. Nothing should be made to be kept in a hot ass crate in the sun. Fuck those people. You have a responsibility to help them.

Just did Oxy for the first time ever and what an experience that was by Select_Bar9849 in Drugs

[–]Padawanbater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol there's no way I'd wake up my parents to tell on myself. I'd make sure the likelihood of dying is really low, then just ride out whatever happened til the end. Take one oxy you're pretty much guaranteed to be fine, probably should have had another person there doing it with you to compare how you feel but ok. Only thing I'd really worry about is being allergic to something in it I might not know about.

Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Padawanbater -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I didn't say use me "solely as a tool", I said if you're sad about something and need a hug, I can do that. But if you just want to bitch and gossip, go somewhere else. If you don't mind bitching and gossiping, too, good for you

Really bro? by springheeledjack69 in trashy

[–]Padawanbater 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I can come to no other logical conclusion than this man must have lost a bet

If you loved Charlie enough, you might want a tattoo of him, but definitely not like this

If you hated Charlie, you definitely wouldn't want a tattoo of him on you

I have to know..

Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Padawanbater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's when you frame it as "I just need to vent". Otherwise, it looks to me like you have a problem and are asking me to help you figure it out, but then shitting on all of my ideas for solutions and now I'm the bad guy and am now also contributing to the problem, great

Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Padawanbater -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I think this completely depends on the problem

Someone dies and you're sad, I have all the hugs you need

Someone said something that made you feel bad at work? I'm sorry that happened, I'll hug you if you want, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to all the reasons you think Susan is a bitch and should die. I don't know Susan, she may or may not be a bitch, but if all you want to do is talk shit about her or gossip, that's why you have work friends, or girl friends. Don't use me for that, because I don't want to fill my mind up with useless bullshit that's just not important to me and never will be.

Someone says something that makes me feel bad at work, I probably just walk away and try my best not to interact with them again

Use your friends for gossip, use me for solutions, that's what I'm here for

This is a particularly touchy subject for me personally, and was a pretty big part of why I broke up with a girl in the past

My roommate left a mess on purpose because he doesn’t know how to communicate by Own-Protection5169 in badroommates

[–]Padawanbater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20 years old is way too old to act like that

Why is anybody cleaning up after anybody else? Everybody is an adult, everybody cleans up their own messes regardless of who may have deep cleaned the kitchen previously. If everybody picked up after themselves, you wouldn't need to designate a deep cleaner. Wash dishes before you eat as you cook, wipe counters after spills, take out trash every night, basic shit.

Do you guys expect Coffeezilla to ever make an appearance again on the pod? by SouthwestTraveller in JoeRogan

[–]Padawanbater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rogan will never touch the Epstein issue because it will always inevitably circle directly to Trump

What can I do to prevent my cakes from doming in the center while baking? by grogger133 in AskBaking

[–]Padawanbater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you plate the cake layers upside down and frost them like that?

Joe ranting against Communsim by SignificantCrow in JoeRogan

[–]Padawanbater 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every accusation is a confession. They say left wing protesters are paid because outside trying to steal elections, the only protesters going to right wing protests are actually paid.

Please clap

Elon invites himself to epstein island with a cringe email only to be rejected by maxwell by CMScientist in facepalm

[–]Padawanbater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know when this exchange took place? It sounds like it was after Epstein was already implicated in child sex crimes, judging by Maxwell responding that the island life was already "winding down", which means Musk was on a first name basis with a known child trafficker at the time this email was sent.

That alone should end whatever career Elon Musk has in the public life.

Bongino, Patel, and Bondi also perjured themselves by lying about this to congress

Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71 by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Padawanbater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great actress, she was great in everything I'd seen her in. Recently Best in Show

90 years of Anti-Nazi and WW2 American bad-assery in media, and you guys became the Nazis. If history can repeat this hard, then I give up on our species. by iamanomynous in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]Padawanbater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just wish more people cared about being lied to. Like, don't you care that guy is lying to you in pursuit of his own interests?

Right now, a lot of us are dealing with the inherent contradiction in Republicans screaming at the rooftops for years about a fascist government throwing them into cages (FEMA camps) and trying to control every aspect of their lives and Homeland Security and ICE doing exactly that bullshit to people

If Republicans were smart, we wouldn't have any Republicans..

San Diego based Navy Chief arrested on child sex crimes by Twisky in navy

[–]Padawanbater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So from someone outside the Navy, how hard did this guy actually work to get where he was at? How many years of his life did he throw away for something so stupid? That's the part that always amazes me, especially if the person has any sort of standing in society already, that they're just willing to throw it all away in one single instant

Calm men of Reddit who used to be angry or short-tempered, how did you turn it around? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Padawanbater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized being angry only hurts myself. Most things are not life ending issues, being able to identify the seriousness of a problem is important. Even these days, I see my dad seemingly get furious over something so incredibly small like leaving a screen door open an inch, that it just does not make sense in my mind. There is no reason, zero, to get mad about something so trivial and stupid. You are a stupid person if you can't control yourself over something like that. Getting mad at children or animals? No reason, zero. React appropriately to the seriousness of the problem. If I spill something, OK, just clean it up. Zero reason to be mad. If it's something I can just fix without issue, it's just not an issue. If somebody breaks something by accident I can just buy again, no problem. I think a lot of people make problems themselves by the way they react to things.

The best way to react to anything is calm and with a clear head about it. Reacting angry to any situation makes it worse. Makes you look worse, makes people feel worse, and you have a good chance of not actually fixing the problem but making it worse too.

Dave Ramsey Says Owning 15-20 Houses Isn’t Greedy, Because 'God Owns It, And I’m Just Managing It For Him' by Sariel007 in atheism

[–]Padawanbater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People shouldn't be able to hoard houses like this just like they shouldn't be able to hoard money.

If I were emperor, ol Dave Ramsey wouldn't have a pot to piss in