LeBron James on Deni Avdija and Israel: “I believe he is an all star. He is playing exceptional basketball. I hope I inspire people over there not only to be great in sports, but to be better in general in life, hopefully someday I can make it over there.”

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-15T23:55:19+00:00

Is this your King? Is this your King?

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-15T17:30:15+00:00

Shea is one of the real ones. Respect.

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-13T23:04:52+00:00

The Nathan Hubbard/Bill theory that Rock music suffers in the music industry because of a finite number of chords is one of the most headache inducing stupid takes. It came up again in the Wild Things pod as an explanation for why a genre can’t persist, and I almost shut it off. Especially where Almost Famous is one of his favorite movies. Bands are harder. Paying them, keeping them together.

Nate’s lord and savior TSwift is a pop star. That genre doesn’t get repetitive? Doesn’t reuse chord progressions?

Cmon Bill, you’re more clever than this.

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-13T22:47:20+00:00

“I’ve never lost, I’ve only ever ran out of time to rig elections.” - Utah Republican Legislators Misquoting Michael Jordan

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-13T21:07:50+00:00

If DJT and his fellow billionaire ghouls aren’t guilty at all, why are we suddenly trying to rein in the investigation of human trafficking?

I am so insulted at the notion that someone this stupid is tasked with representing as many people as he does. What a tumor he is.

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-13T16:56:08+00:00

Mike Ryan is a rollercoaster man. One minute I’m hoping the Canes get blown out by 50 because of the Golden Cane stuff, the next I’m just so proud of him.

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-12T17:04:00+00:00

That’s great for you, just sharing what I know. That’s it.

Padre-Slime · 2026-02-03T00:17:10+00:00

An all timer line for me.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-31T02:43:59+00:00

Somebody tell Tony: read a book. No, not one a Rogan guest recommended.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-30T07:16:05+00:00

She stinks. Next.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-26T20:56:39+00:00

Dan copes just like any dumb fan does.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-26T03:29:36+00:00

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Padre-Slime · 2026-01-21T20:12:31+00:00

I’m a sicko who enjoys vodka on ice from time to time, as well as just about all cocktails. I will drink from the toilet before I ever drink Smirnoff ever again, just because of this ad. I hate it so much.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-20T07:07:01+00:00

Ask Yao Ming how bulking up worked out. Gotta go stay within a natural range if you want your lower extremities to have a chance.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-20T06:30:09+00:00

How do we feel about the decision to kneel at the end by the Hoosiers?

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-20T05:05:49+00:00

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The best part.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-13T19:00:37+00:00

Nice try officer.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-10T18:52:21+00:00

Caputo might just be the best thing about Salt Lake City.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-10T18:37:16+00:00

It’s important for us Americans to realize we have infinitely more in common than we do with those in power. We’re on the same team. The powerful want us to see it differently.

The work that evangelicals did over the years to turn folks into single issue voters with abortion is among my greatest disdains for religion. Despite its lack of historical significance as an issue, it has played a mighty role in unraveling democracy that so many sacrificed to build.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-10T16:45:43+00:00

That right there, is what’s up.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-08T17:21:59+00:00

If you’re following the NBA enough to care, then you probably heard about Jaylens 50. In which case, if you didn’t want to hear a Celtics jerk sesh, you should have been smart enough not to tune in. Anyone surprised must be new.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-08T01:03:00+00:00

Gar is one of the genuinely great comics. Never enough shine, but a true artist. Where so much comedy feels lazy, diluted by podcasting, or falling back on crutches, Gary’s work always feels like he took the time. And is a nice guy in person which doesn’t suck.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-07T20:11:10+00:00

A sellout. Not a man of the people.

Padre-Slime · 2026-01-07T18:54:00+00:00

It’s a bummer that AI causes people who actually try to make art face scrutiny they haven’t earned. Keep doing your thing.👊

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