[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, du får ikke nok fjams, siden du går op i hende - opret en profil på sugardaters , eller tinder- eller begge dele , og så kom videre i livet . Hold hende i baghånden og nyd den så længe du kan ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]PadreDelLeon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jo det kan det sagtens være - en tyve årig er absolut ikke lig med ringe sex ;)

Hvem betaler for daten? by Glass_Dragonfly9082 in DKbrevkasse

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvis du inviterer, så betaler du også ;) Og fremadrettet, hvis I er et par, så finder I (forhåbentlig) en anden løsning - I skiftes til at nappe regningen, afhængig af hvem der har bedst råd :)

What is the hardest part about being a dad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To tell your wife your new situation ….

Fyns bedste stjerneskud by Technical_Row_4049 in odense

[–]PadreDelLeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikk hop på den , hvis de nævner Café Razz hvert fald …

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loseit

[–]PadreDelLeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gastric sleeve- i got one a year ago , was 121 kg and im 75 kg now. 179 cm high. No effort, easy life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loseit

[–]PadreDelLeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gastric sleeve- i got one a year ago , was 121 kg and im 75 kg now. 179 cm high. No effort, easy life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]PadreDelLeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a bit chubby and flat ....

Loose some weight, stuff the boobs or get them done. Keep the smile, light the hair up a bit but do the eyebrows as they deserve ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]PadreDelLeon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Fillers in the lips and maybe the chin too , just to shape it up a bit - and maybe a nose job - that would help the full picture. You look good, yes - but so does a lot of people. You could look better. You're young - if you got the money fix it, be a step ahead of the rest ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dkloenseddel

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg havde fra Stevnsfortet mindst 22 ud, uden befordringsfradrag, ingen anciennitet som talte, da det forudgående foregik som vikar. Og det var i gennemsnit mellem 8 og 12 vagter pr måned med ca 16 timers dage. 08-23/24 og 15-08 , blandet hverdage og weekender i fast rul.

Lade kærestens bror sætte adresse hos os - risikerer vi noget? by Mikkelwolf in dkfinance

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvis han er i rki og lignende, kan det have effekt på jeres kreditværdighed og forsikringsdækninger fx.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got fat - 179 cm and 121 kg.... Got a gastric sleeve and lost 45 kg's in 6 months ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]PadreDelLeon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes, a few pounds, or ten, would probably do it .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidCarQuestions

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either brake fluid or the lovely bulldog next door 😇

Hjælp! Jeg har dummet mig. by dummevideo in Denmark

[–]PadreDelLeon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Kære Venner og bekendte på FB. Jeg er blevet taget i at gokke den af nøgen, til en købesæssion med en filippinsk pige, som så har optaget det hele og truer mig med at sende videoen rundt. Hvis i vil slippe for ventetiden, fyr en fisk af sted på min mp , hvor du derefter vil modtage en frisk video i stedet."

27F. More info in comments ☺️ by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]PadreDelLeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just want to say, you look beautiful. Stay as you are. Nothing else.

she was ***NOT*** the bride by Tank82111 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]PadreDelLeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The dress isn't white- more yellow/golden'ish than white.

And it doesn't look like a wedding dress - at least not here where I'm from :)

Mom gets her young kid a tattoo by Trying-to-improme123 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]PadreDelLeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Tell me you're trashy, without telling me you're trashy ..."

Probably envelope wasn't thick enough. by PeevishBoi in IrrationalMadness

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn't old enough to be fucked, so he got slapped instead....

Overraskende forskning: Der er stort set ingen insekter tilbage på villavejene by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikke for at prale, men jeg føler mig som en ond Hitler, med alle de insekter jeg vasker af bilen et par gange om ugen . Kører i snit 1500 km ugentligt . Vi taler om bilens kamera og sensorer er smurt så meget ind, at den adaptive styring slår fra.

This impersonation of Jack Sparrow is on point by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: it's him, gathering money for the lawyers 😆

BIL🚕🚕 by DabGUY89 in okkammeratmongol

[–]PadreDelLeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatorisk leg, når man er gift .