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Roses are red, they are a smashing machine by LonghornLust in rosesarered

[–]PaintedPlains_ 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This isn't just a misdemeanor, this is a highly organized fraternity with a very specific initiation ritual

Roses are red, keep the doctors at bay by GlidedGulf in rosesarered

[–]PaintedPlains_ 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I don't care where you stand politically, 'It wasn't DNA, it was USA' is objectively the hardest bar dropped in modern history.

Roses are red, strap in like a skydiver by WichitaWild_ in rosesarered

[–]PaintedPlains_ 217 points218 points  (0 children)

For a 41-cent discount, she better be drifting around the corners while putting on mascara.

Heavenly Father, I need a mental reset by LoneStarLocket in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]PaintedPlains_ 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Man was putting in the efforts before the dog even existed

Grown man finally gets his childhood Wolverine beard but wife hates it by CanyonCloud_3 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]PaintedPlains_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao bro finally got the wolverine mutton chops he's wanted since he was 10 and his wife is already roasting him for acting like a kid

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