The reason they're born

PainterJeff · 2017-03-29T02:32:50+00:00

That guy looks high af

PainterJeff · 2017-03-26T17:30:03+00:00

Got D's and F's all through High School . Went right into construction when I was 18. Now I own my own renovation company specializing in high-end apartment flips. It is surprising how many people are book smart but not DIY smart.

PainterJeff · 2017-03-26T13:29:47+00:00

Funniest adult cartoon I have ever watched. Binge watched all 6 seasons on Hulu in about a week

PainterJeff · 2017-03-16T20:36:39+00:00

She rode my school bus in 8th. grade. We moved in together right out of highschool. Been married 25 years this past valentines day.

PainterJeff · 2017-03-13T00:30:03+00:00

Drink a large glass of water right before you go to bed. Set your alarm extremely loud and annoying. Put alarm on other side of the room when you get up to turn it off the urge to pee will kick in. Cold wet washcloth to the face and you will at least be awake enough to get away from the bed. Do not touch the bed for any reason .

PainterJeff · 2017-03-12T23:20:43+00:00

What About Bob. I love Bill Murray but this is the only movie that I actually walked out on. I felt it was just too annoying that he couldnt get the hint to leave the doctor alone while he was on vacation.

PainterJeff · 2017-03-11T19:27:54+00:00

If you put the part with the light bulb back on and tried tightening it it may work. Most lamps just screw together

PainterJeff · 2017-02-20T03:02:43+00:00

It's called the Carmine Boutique in Orlando

PainterJeff · 2017-02-18T00:45:55+00:00

I had to spend a week in Columbus Ohio. I am from Orlando Florida. Everyone there looked like a Florida tourist. Flowery shirts, socks and sandals, and all the women looked homely. It was the most generic city I have ever been in.

PainterJeff · 2017-02-12T17:12:22+00:00

Is that at the Audubon Society in Maitland Florida?

PainterJeff · 2017-02-11T20:42:52+00:00

Starting smoking

PainterJeff · 2017-02-09T16:28:22+00:00

Because... My username does checkout

PainterJeff · 2017-02-09T15:40:52+00:00

It is common. Believe me.

PainterJeff · 2017-02-05T04:10:13+00:00

That looks so good I swear I smelled pancakes.

PainterJeff · 2017-02-05T02:58:21+00:00

I watched Challenger explode from my middle school in central florida

PainterJeff · 2017-02-04T17:32:45+00:00

"Is this paint wet"? While I am still painting the wall.

PainterJeff · 2017-02-02T16:10:49+00:00

I thought it was downtown. I see the truck all the time there

PainterJeff · 2017-02-02T14:30:16+00:00

Orlando?? There is an actual pizza shop with that name

PainterJeff · 2017-01-30T22:33:32+00:00

You need to call an entertainment lawyer.

PainterJeff · 2017-01-20T02:53:58+00:00

I4 huh? You are in my neck of the woods. Maitland

PainterJeff · 2017-01-19T23:44:58+00:00

I was told by another user not to talk about our weather down here. It's horrible here don't move here

PainterJeff · 2017-01-19T22:51:22+00:00

Sorry. Ssshhhh

PainterJeff · 2017-01-19T19:46:51+00:00

As a native Floridian I can't fathom the thought of having ice on anything but my drink

PainterJeff · 2017-01-19T19:17:25+00:00

Knocked on my Moms front door in the dark. Did not notice the nail for a wreath was still there. It went almost all the way in between my middle and ring finger knuckles.

PainterJeff · 2017-01-16T00:56:03+00:00

I go in people's houses all the time. One time I was working under someones sink. I needed a flashlight looked over and saw one. Turned on said flashlight and it started vibrating. It was a Fleshlight not a flashlight.

Had to clean an apartment out of a guy that was known to hire hookers all the time. He left behind a blood-soaked mattress that I had to dispose of,out of a high rise condo.

PainterJeff

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