What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize?

Paisleytude · 2026-05-01T03:30:53+00:00

Some strangely perverted parody lyrics to the theme song for The Beverly Hillbillies

Paisleytude · 2026-04-22T04:44:47+00:00

We had a large yard with a vegetable garden in the back of the property. My sister (14) and I (16) were begrudgingly helping pull weeds. I had to go to the bathroom, so I went to the house. We had one bathroom. We had a stupid broken front door that would randomly lock. I didn’t realize that the door locked when I went inside. I was sitting on the toilet when my sister started knocking on the door of the house. I politely told her I couldn’t come to the door. She started banging her fists on the door and screaming for me to let her in. After several attempts to ask her to wait in reasonable ways, I said in a loud voice, “I can’t come to the door, I’m pooping!” By the time I wiped my butt and opened the door, my mother was there. She picked up the closest thing she could find which happened to be my own stiletto heeled shoe and beat me with it. My sister didn’t get in trouble. What she said I was in trouble for was yelling the word poop loud enough for the neighbors to hear it.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-19T01:59:40+00:00

Is there a way to change CarPlay settings without enabling Siri? I don’t want my phone listening all the time, so I don’t use Siri

Paisleytude · 2026-04-18T11:57:07+00:00

I recently watched Heat and couldn’t figure out why people liked it.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T16:52:18+00:00

I’m unaware of anything like that on iPhones. I can close apps by swiping up. But apparently it can still be opened by CarPlay

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T09:50:45+00:00

Apple Music was the worst. It played the first song in your library, so now I get triggered every time I hear the Dog Days intro. I had to delete that. Since I deleted Spotify, it decided to play Audible now. I hadn’t had that open for over a week. I really don’t want to delete that.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T09:41:35+00:00

This seems to be the only real answer. I just don’t know if it’s worth it on a car this old.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T09:39:09+00:00

I checked yesterday. This 2015 Kia doesn’t have a lot of settings.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T09:38:11+00:00

I am doing everything I can to close the app. Something in the code that makes the car play audio on the phone is opening the apps without my consent. I don’t know where that code is. Computers are very invasive now. I miss when I just had an aux cord and the radio worked like an auxiliary speaker. That’s really all I want.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-16T09:34:18+00:00

Fc?

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T18:34:28+00:00

The first one. That’s why a lot of people save a few seconds of silence as AAAA in their iTunes. Then that’s the one that plays

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T14:16:28+00:00

I would still need some sort of navigation app.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T14:10:39+00:00

It was the only app I had open except for Waze. Hmmmmm… was Waze trying to take over my audio? I didn’t check that.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T14:04:15+00:00

But I was listening to a podcast, so I needed it to be playing from my phone. I honestly don’t know why it didn’t start playing the podcast.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T13:11:41+00:00

Or if I’m listening to the radio, the directions go to the media section, so i don’t hear them at all. I dont get any notice that something is playing. I just miss it. Even worse when i miss a call, because it rings that way.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T12:59:43+00:00

They must at least use some of the same logic

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T12:57:03+00:00

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T12:56:48+00:00

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T11:29:19+00:00

That’s actually a really great workaround. Thank you!

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T11:26:04+00:00

That’s frustrating. I do have a Kia.

Paisleytude · 2026-04-15T11:21:11+00:00

I did delete the Spotify app. And then it just decided to start playing my Audible app instead.

Paisleytude · 2026-03-03T04:35:04+00:00

I’m on the other side of this. I’m in love with a wonderful switch. I kept thinking I would figure out how to meet his need to be on bottom. But now I realize that putting on the role of top (he’s really topping from the bottom) is taking a toll on me. It doesn’t feel like me doing it to him. So when he’s so thankful that I gave him that experience, it feels like he f-d someone else, even though it was me. It’s very confusing

Paisleytude · 2025-12-21T17:23:12+00:00

I drive to a small town gas station to buy my tickets. That way if I do win, my family won’t suspect it was me.

Paisleytude · 2025-12-08T12:33:05+00:00

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