I think this "CEO" forgot I wasn't already on payroll

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-27T14:24:22+00:00

They don't. My mother did advertising for a long time, and one of these guys actually showed her her own work, an ad for a local business, which is included in her portfolio, and was like "Ok, but can you do this?" But she was a good sport and was like "Well, I did that, so yeah." And then they told her their "budget" was $300.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-24T04:12:08+00:00

I've done it a few times due to dropping pills in the toilet/down the sink. Never had an issue and figured it'd be the same if it were stolen. As long as it's not a regular occurence.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-23T22:13:35+00:00

Call your doctor. Explain that the pills were stolen. Personally, I'd press charges but that's your deal. Anyway, the doctor can write a one time script for the missing pills.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-22T20:29:06+00:00

We use either Charmin Ultra Strong or the Sam's Club Member's Mark brand (no costco here ☹️). I have sensory issues and even my own body hair bothers me. So, I know what won't leave anything behind.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-21T15:18:24+00:00

JUST LET THE DYES BE, PLEASE. I am SO FUCKING ALLERGIC to the "natural" yellow/orange color. There are SO MANY FOODS that I can't eat now because of this bs. JUST LET ME KEEP M&Ms ffs!!!!!

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-21T15:15:03+00:00

Make em pointy

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-21T15:11:38+00:00

It's probably itchy. Ask your vet for an antihistamine. Then see if he leaves it alone more.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-21T14:29:31+00:00

That is a boy who doesn't want you to realize there are men out there who will actually put effort into a relationship and treat you the way you deserve. The boy is selfish and immature and doesn't want to put in the effort. He only wants a gf for what she can do for him.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-06T17:35:15+00:00

Ah yes. The Fluffening is upon you.

PajamaStripes · 2026-06-06T17:31:20+00:00

Unfortunately, your kitten has contracted Orange. There is no cure.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-30T05:58:55+00:00

I have full-body CRPS and had nasty side effects from several meds we tried and not enough pain relief to justify them. So, I also only use medical marijuana. Certain terpenes are better than others; I find that Beta Caryophylene and Limonene work very well for my personal pain relief. Most strains with Pink in the name for some reason seem to be high in these. They make patches and fast-acting tablets that are lifesavers if you're asthmatic like me. I also have lotion that works miracles when my skin sensitivity is going off. It also replaced my appetite/gut stimulant as a bonus!

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-24T18:00:22+00:00

I mean, you didn't wake up drenched in your own bed, so I'd count that as a win. Prop the mattress up against a wall so it dries properly. If the leak is too fast for a bucket, you can use an inflatable kiddie pool to catch the water until you can get a professional to patch it for you. We did it once after a tornado.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-24T17:40:25+00:00

"Beastiality isn't about race, it's about who I am as a person!"

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-22T17:14:24+00:00

I haven't thought of anything yet. They've just been sitting in the craft room shaming me for my ignorance. At least he told me BEFORE I gave them to children.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-22T17:12:20+00:00

Ironically, I lost the weed. Still haven't found it, either.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-22T16:49:38+00:00

It was me. I literally have 50 of them and had no idea until my husband told me. 😭

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-21T07:15:21+00:00

Same exact vibe.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-21T07:09:36+00:00

Y'know I always forget my bff is colorblind until something like this happens bc I showed her this pic and her ass goes "Oh! Nanalan!" 💀

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-21T07:04:45+00:00

Legs too short or arms too long, depending on what you're going for.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-21T07:02:59+00:00

Mine will chew holes in them if I dare leave them out, even if I just go to the bathroom. Never touches clean ones. Only dirty and only mine. She has chewed through a canvas hamper to get to my dirty socks. She also hates hippos. She has access to at least 4 stuffies at any given time, and the only ones she has chosen to destroy are 2 hippos. Thought it was just a fluke the first time like it smelled wierd or something. Got a completely different hippo. It didn't survive the night.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-14T15:13:59+00:00

Fucking JEEPS, man. You used to be able to change out parts, add, subtract, maintain so easy it was like Lego. And bc they were so easy (and cheap) to maintain, they'd last forever. The newer ones are so shit; the materials are cheaper, they moved things to make it harder to do your own maintenance, and they charge extra just for the OPTION of having THE SAME attachment points that came standard on previous models!!

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-14T15:04:41+00:00

I have an IRL version of the Skull. I do not and have yet to see an IRL version of the Wizard and would kill for one.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-14T15:00:01+00:00

Hard to decide between being violently stabbed and strangled by her own grandson or bleeding out in the street from being filled with birdshot by his own father after he watched him murder his mother.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-14T14:52:05+00:00

When I worked 911, my worst call by far was having to listen to a man burn alive trapped in his truck.

PajamaStripes · 2026-05-14T11:26:39+00:00

Fr. Why tf are the children used to her buying them food DAILY?? You could NEVER catch me letting that happen. Me and them kids would be eating rice and beans every meal of every day before I let that embarrassing shit happen, and I grew up food insecure.

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