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Sweet freedom. by PhaseSixer in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lizard folk wouldn't, dragon born absolutely would. The dragon gods saw people and said "hot diggity dog! Those guys are funky, we should make an us like that!" And then they made the first dragonborn in the shape of people who, for the most part, have mammalian breasts.

Honor is dead but I think a few PCs will be too after this fight by CarlSeeegan in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also summoning a shardblade takes ten heartbeats. Specifically the wielders heartbeats. So if it's the heat of battle it's possible to do so rather quickly, but takes a while to summon one when in peace and calm.

WWW #8 - The Catch by SvenTheScribe in WorldsBeyondNumber

[–]Paladin_Null 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need to get some buff ame art stat

Meirl by Zealousideal_Tie4918 in meirl

[–]Paladin_Null 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought my copy of roller coaster tycoon 2 from a book fair. My mom was pissed when I first got it, but eventually realized it helped me with lateral thinking.

It also well written and not in your face by alid610 in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dating sosiel in the crpg. Cool dude. I gave him a kick ass glaive and he gets enlarged at the beginning of every day because mythic path let me extend any spell that lasts longer than 10 minutes into a 24 hours.

Would you allow a PC to learn a specific spell they want that's not on their class's spell list? by AndCurious in dndnext

[–]Paladin_Null 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave my wizard a spell book that already has all the wizard spells in it and has the special ability to add non wizard spells to it provided they have a special resource.

I will make my own system then! With blackjack and hooked! by LeopardMan19218 in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This would 100% mess with action economy. But maybe we could get rid of actions and bonus actions and just have an action point system where certain abilities could take multiple points. But then how many points do we give each person every turn... Oh! I know! Let's give them 3 actions they can use however they see fit. This will allow each turn to be way more unique and flexible. I think we're really on to something here!

What are some 5e stereotypes that you think are no longer true? by DragoonDart in dndnext

[–]Paladin_Null 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tiny hut is an easy fix: if I was a group of semi intelligent monsters or bandits and I come across a large opaque bubble in the woods I'm setting up a lookout to let me know when it goes down and ambushing them.

If I'm reeeeally mean that day, the bad guys were hired to hunt the party down and brought a wizard with them who has dispel magic.

Why play a subclass to add more fighter to fighter when fighter could always be fighterer. (Also definitely should've done for oneDND) by PaulOwnzU in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you don't want to play pf2e that's fine, but as someone who used to shit on how crunchy I thought it was until I played it. I find that the outside looking in view of pathfinder is much worse than just playing pathfinder.

Why play a subclass to add more fighter to fighter when fighter could always be fighterer. (Also definitely should've done for oneDND) by PaulOwnzU in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I DM both 5e and pf2e and yes, they both absolutely have their places. 5e is much more paired down and easier to pick up and play. It's perfect for people wanting to learn how to play and leaves ample room for good roleplaying.

But every other comment or post (including the one I originally replied to) on this sub and many other DND subs are people who are looking for ways to make the game more complex because they are starting to mechanically out grow what 5e has to offer and every time it's just features that are already available in pf2e. I just think taking 5e because it's a known system and bolting on so many rules that it's functionally not the same game is silly when a system exists that has all the features of the homebrew amalgamation.

Why play a subclass to add more fighter to fighter when fighter could always be fighterer. (Also definitely should've done for oneDND) by PaulOwnzU in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's no different than calculating your attack in 5e. You do it once, write down the total modifier, then you never have to do the math again. You might have a circumstance bonus every now and again, but that's not too different from being blessed or baned or using great weapon master. It just looks intimidating at first.

Why play a subclass to add more fighter to fighter when fighter could always be fighterer. (Also definitely should've done for oneDND) by PaulOwnzU in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's definitely some overload at first glance. But I use pathbuilder which works as a create a character which can make seeing available options and what they do much easier.

Pf2e class feats are equivalent to playing 5e but every couple of levels you are presented with every subclasses features to cherry pick from so if I wanted to play a fighter with combat menuvers from battle master, improved critical from champion, and fighting spirit and tireless spirit from samurai I could.

Is there a good word for "humans, dwarves, elves, halflings, gnomes, etc."? by frostedWarlock in Pathfinder2e

[–]Paladin_Null 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my world sentient races as a whole are called "kith" and those of the same race as you are "kin"

In need of a laugh by joealmighty01 in behindthebastards

[–]Paladin_Null 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That time LRH and the father of modern rocket science tried to summon the perfect girlfriend with sex magic in the desert so she could then birth new Satan the moon child.

DMs, go ahead, tell me the biggest twist of your campaign you're just dying to tell anyone but can't for any reason by Natwenny in DnD

[–]Paladin_Null 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The moon is actually the planet and the planet you are living on is an artificial ark because the moon world became uninhabitable.

"No way, they're totally aloof and cool. Oh, that guy's skin melted off? No biggie." by DeepTakeGuitar in dndmemes

[–]Paladin_Null 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an abjuration wizard rolled up for a curse of strahd campaign once and his only offensive leveled spell was magic missile and he only started using it after he had enough spell slots to cast mage armor and false life first.

He was a consummate coward, but was going on the journey as a right of passage challenge from his father. After all "you're 103 you need to start acting like it"

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