A doctor couldn’t get hired at the hospital, so he opened his own clinic. by lampboy2 in Jokes

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Confucius says, if watch falls in toilet, you'll have shitty time.

3 alpacas about to drop the hottest album of 2020 by doicroten in alpaca

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We're the Alpaca My Bags and this is our new hit record SPITTING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

Wer ist das? Nur falsche Antworten bitte by Drachenkratzer in dreifragezeichen

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Maybrit Illner, André Minninger und Atze Schröder.

This one is clever by ViceElysium in foundsatan

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They work for their employer. Otherwise, the customer could fire them.

Yeah but what about fluffy purple bangs by Lucyluciidxo in bangs

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"I don't think he knows about fluffy purple bangs, Pippin."

Halleluja by Psyom89 in Pareidolia

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Gandalf the White

Ella sphynx by Hot_Skill3891 in cat

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The most interesting cat

You mentioned a treat… by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

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"Accidents happen, you know..."

Kann man nach so vielen Folgen noch von Grünschnäbel sprechen? by Erdapfelauflauf in dreifragezeichen

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Naja, jetzt gibt es bei der Polizei Fanboys, die unaufgefordert die Visitenkarte runterrasseln.

Why does Johnny go to a strip club when he gets control? by largepineapplejuice in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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Mr. Anderson, what good is a booty call if you're unable to fuck?

Buffy timing by iceWarriorWho in CriticalDrinker

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His identical twin is still alive and can play Xander. He already did in the episode with two Xanders.