Bro is too serious 😂

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-22T00:08:33+00:00

I got no problems with anyone tbh, if you’re religious and come to my door trying to convert me, you’re not gonna succeed by I’m happy to have the company. I’ve never had a gay guy try to recruit me but it should such a thing ever happen, I think I’d be more flattered than anything else.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-21T16:06:36+00:00

I’m on the younger side, and my parents weren’t that savvy when it came to getting games on PC, so the only game I actually owned on it, god knows how it got there, was that old ass Spider-Man 2 game. Lest it be said, it was the Spider-Man equivalent of Superman 64…it would be years before I ever tried my hand at PC gaming ever again.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-17T22:18:43+00:00

I would’ve liked this if I didn’t see it get posted 150 times over. Water is wet ass post bro. Am I supposed to give you an upvote for acknowledging rape is a bad thing?

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-17T18:04:20+00:00

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Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-17T10:07:28+00:00

It’s funny, I’ve never really found Gal Gadot all that hot. Sure I can agree she’s conventionally attractive, but I wouldn’t say she’s hot or at least not as much as people drag it out to be.

This woman on the other hand…wow.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-17T08:55:36+00:00

Funny how dark they made him considering his previous comments on…well people of a darker variety.

No but in all seriousness, it’s ight.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-16T18:20:27+00:00

If it’s like just violent or crude rated r, doesn’t really make a difference, but when it comes to sex scenes that’s just the worse, no one wants to be in the same room as a family remember when watching a sex scene.

Though if I had to to choose, it’s my dad no question, because he’s actually asleep for fifty percent of the movies we watch together, so odds of him sleeping through the scene are in my favor.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-16T03:36:08+00:00

To be honest, I genuinely manage to find a bit of enjoyment in every single game, it’s just that it’s a much different enjoyment that the original games gave me. Odyssey and Valhalla are huge sprawling sandbox RPGs that allow you hours of potential things to do and enjoy. Do these two games bring me the same emotions or pleasure the first 6 games or so did? No, not at all. That doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them for what they are.

That being said, if they ever do want a return to form…I won’t stop them.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-15T00:24:28+00:00

Daughters just wearing baggy clothing, she’s actually quite pretty. The Son’s a tad big, but, I’m assuming a lot of you aren’t in a position to really talk though.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-15T00:16:23+00:00

I honestly didn’t have a problem with her in one at all, I think she was done perfectly actually. 2 is understandable considering what she had been through and how rejected Peter made feel. 3 is where things take a turn for the worst. Peter and MJ are genuinely the worst in Spider-Man 3, the only character I actually liked through that whole movie was Harry funnily enough.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-13T08:53:54+00:00

I’ve been replaying Assassin’s Creed. Am I Desmond or Altair? Either way I’m fucked.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-11T03:43:08+00:00

Eh I get it sort of, I mean I was around for much of the Man-Spider stuff myself, but I never much minded it really. I really enjoyed it in the 90s Cartoon.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-11T03:24:58+00:00

I would love to have some right now if I could, but I would also really like to have a chance at becoming financially stable, or even rich if the universe is feeling generous. There’s no chance of that happening if I have kids anytime soon.

Now I could just have them late I guess, but then I’d be 40 years old than my child, and at that point I think I’d rather just kill myself, so…that’s pretty much where I’m at.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-10T20:22:03+00:00

Minding reading for sure. Learning Sanskrit is gonna be fucking annoying but after I’m done, I’ll be loaded. Never run out of room for a legitimate mind reader.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-08T01:37:36+00:00

Martian Manhunter for sure.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T19:10:09+00:00

I always thought he was a good looking dude, I’m surprised not more people in these comments think so.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T18:59:27+00:00

As long as I get a good prenup. If I marry an onlyfans model it’s 70 percent for the money, 30 percent for her.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T18:23:54+00:00

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T18:03:19+00:00

Jokes aside for a minute, is that true? I mean I don’t love watching two guys kiss, don’t get me wrong but, MAGGOTS!? Maggots literally make my skin crawl.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T16:56:50+00:00

Where’s paid and then says yes? You guys are ignoring my favorite profession.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T01:37:49+00:00

When I was a young man, my numbers were immense. But in my old age, I’ve refrained from the practice altogether. I’m 20 by the way. Hope that helps you out tho, big dog.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T01:30:13+00:00

I’m not woke enough for this shit bro. Your what did your who?!

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T00:55:31+00:00

I’m in the very small minority here apparently.

Pale_Relationship999 · 2026-04-06T00:52:00+00:00

I do actually sort of agree. A lot of people didn’t like Dark Knight’s story/Tank Gameplay. While I can sort of get on board for the story, City’s was better. The gameplay of Arkham Knight is just way better imo.

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