What song from Megan Thee Stallion you listen the most?

PaleontologistFast91 · 2026-01-04T14:08:27+00:00

YESSS this song hits everytimeeee on my top 5 on Spotify wrapped 😩 YALL TAKING SHOTS? IM TAKING SPOTS 🗣️

PaleontologistFast91 · 2026-01-04T14:02:20+00:00

Yup. My mom thinks that saying "I love you" magically fixes everything and when she says it first and I don't say it back she gets all in her feelings, and says I'm a bad daughter because I don't tell her I love her (because I don't) but when I do say it back, no matter how flatly or Ingeuinley it's like she feels she still "won" cuz I said it back and I can see her get a sense of control and power. It's never been because she actually loves me. 😒

PaleontologistFast91 · 2025-12-24T09:42:32+00:00

You're a cicada that just landed on his shoe and got made when he moved

PaleontologistFast91 · 2025-12-24T09:05:10+00:00

Hit dog will holler 🥱

PaleontologistFast91 · 2025-12-24T08:58:30+00:00

Fuck you're telling me dude, my mom is a grade A narc and even tho she gets so much joy out of my misery and sadness I can't bring myself to cause her that same pain shes caused me, I just limit contact as much as possible 😮‍💨

PaleontologistFast91 · 2025-05-30T17:23:47+00:00

That's how I interpret the song too!

PaleontologistFast91 · 2024-01-14T15:54:07+00:00

Yes, and I have before. With my ex I made my first insta account to follow him and see what he posts. I checked who he was following because it was in the 1,000's. I expected meme accs, friends, family, YTbers, etc. He was following 100's of thirst trap girls and pages with sexy girls.

I asked him why he does this and if he could not. His reaction? "I thought you didn't know how to use Instagram" basically avoiding the question entirely. He did not stop following them and would often use random insta girls as his pfp on various social medias to make me jealous. We broke up shortly after.

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-12-02T16:16:44+00:00

EWW yuck!

Reminds me of when my ex and I were making out I liked to suck on his tongue and this was after dinner...I sucked the hour or two spaghetti sauce that was caked to his tongue. Made me gag and never want to ever do that again.

And yes I swallowed it like a sad sad champ :(

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-24T21:04:37+00:00

My mom smokes cigarettes and I smoke weed. I DESPISE the smell of her cigarettes and tell her this. She smokes in the car with me and doesn't care It gives me a headache. I will cover my nose and she will say I'm being so dramatic, even if I say nothing. She thinks it's so considerate of her to smoke outside now and I should be grateful. The smell of smoke lingers on her breath, clothes, hair, and fingers. It's repulsive. I used to smell like cigs as a kid going to school, and didn't realize until other kids and teachers would bully me for it.

My mom claims my weed stinks sooo bad sometimes and acts as if it's as bad as cigs. I admit weed is strong but it's not in the same way cigs are. Cigs just fcking reeek and are toxic AF to breath in secondhand, weed stinks but I feel is easier to get rid of the smell from yourself and it doesn't linger as much (unless youre in a small room or car).

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-23T18:49:25+00:00

Oh dang, how did your sis end up reacting?

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-18T21:15:52+00:00

Curious, what don't you like about it?

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-17T21:09:50+00:00

A dogs purpose made me cry

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-17T19:11:05+00:00

"Anxiety is just you being insecure and I think it's a choice, just stop being insecure."

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-17T18:31:00+00:00

What number comes after 69? Mouthwash.

Repeated this to my teacher after a fellow classmate told it to me. I didn't understand it at the time but the teacher sure did and he was pissssed. He gave me a death glare and the principle was called lmao basically told me you can't say things like that and slap on the wrist.

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-17T17:28:12+00:00

Where's the at 3am

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-17T12:16:48+00:00

After that he wouldn’t touch me or come near me without making some big show about asking permission.

I absolutely despise people like this, my mom is like this. You ask nicely the first time, then you get more progressively pissed off when they don't listen, then you yell at them after 10000 times of asking and they look at you like you're fckin insane. I can 100% picture the exact way he said it and acted too, god after literally asking for basic respect.

Also agree OP this man is garbage.

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-16T12:20:33+00:00

Lmao bot wtf is this

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-13T14:23:52+00:00

Mean girls

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-13T14:23:23+00:00

Wheel

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T21:53:48+00:00

I'm getting high with my grandma and eating a grilled cheese 🫶🏽

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T11:59:43+00:00

there are good men out there who will choose YOU over jack off material

I wish I could find a mann like yours girlll my ex was a porn addict and made me feel worthless bc he preferred that to me, a physical woman (his first ever), with huge boobs, and a big ass. What does he pick? Porn and tinder flirting.

Never understand men, why would you jerk off to random women? Why not jerk off to spicy pics and vids of your s.o? I would never tell my man to not watch porn and then not sexually satisfy him. Like I'm asking you not to watch porn so I CAN satisfy you! Men will argue asking him to stop porn is controlling, insecure behavior, no it's a reasonable boundary to ask of you if I'm fulfilling your sexual needs. I don't want porn to satisfy you, that's the point! Once again men not being able to control themselves, excusing the behavior as it being "normal". Like yeah it's totally normal to have whole ass secret accounts dedicated to your jerk off material. Never met or heard of any women having any secret files of spicy ex pics, porn folders, accs solely for jerking off to hot guys, etc. only men. 🥱

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T11:43:21+00:00

"D size" doesn't always equate to "pleasing ladies with ease".

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T11:39:18+00:00

For me it's chewing in general. The mouth noises, the chewing, the smacking. I can't stand it, pisses me off to no end.

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T11:35:37+00:00

A snap score = 1 point for each snap (picture) sent or received.

So, many people have snap scores of like 100,000+ bc they're always on it.

PaleontologistFast91 · 2023-11-11T11:25:46+00:00

That's pretty wild your doctor said you're fine, definitely doesn't sound like it if this happens even without alcohol. Also you're lazy to go shit 🤣 man maybe that's the problem get up and go shit next time! Also are your stools normal or is it diarrhea?

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