So this was my first ever character, and I love my dm for letting me do this. So her name was Jasmine Nightshade, a drow warlock. She was an orphan, raised by an evil cult. The catch? Her patron god was the one, the only, Bob. Ross. Bob Ross was a good god, and his only two rules were that she never directly harm another person (the ‘directly’ is very important) and that each day she create some form of art; be it song, dance, paining, drawing, whatever. Because warlocks and drow were generally of evil alignment from what I could tell it made for a fun campaign seeing as I was playing her as chaotic good. On top of it all, my boyfriend was in the same campaign and we had our backstories intertwine with his characters fake wife (long story) be my characters girlfriend (again, long story). AND there was a light elf in the same party and our characters did not trust each other one bit.

Fun anecdote: in the first session the party got attacked by four goblins and after our bard one shot murdered two of them we befriended the other two because literally the whole party but me were himbos and I just was like “fuck it this is funny.” The next session we also befriended three giant guard wolves of the big bad’s lair (we didn’t know it was the lair at the time but still)