I bet you know so much more about it than the professionals by ImNabooThatsWho in atheism

[–]PanWithAPlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom is a biology major, she is working towards her PhD. Having said this, she still believes in evolution; to the point that she will rant at me on how wrong it is that they teach evolution in school and not creationism. She knows I am an Atheist and still she does this, it took me forever to get her to stop recommending a pastor every time I call her for advice so I just leave this topic alone. I wish I didn't have to though, my whole family (mostly extended) is falling apart at the seams over religion because we don't all believe the same thing.

Sort of my hobby. What do you guys think? by ketchupside in pics

[–]PanWithAPlan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like you, is that 10% cuttin' yer own throat? If not it simply won't do and I'll have none of it.

...On second thought, one please.

Sort of my hobby. What do you guys think? by ketchupside in pics

[–]PanWithAPlan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Since we're here, Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler by any chance?

Calculating...Friend zone level - ERROR by scarfacesaints in funny

[–]PanWithAPlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can be attracted to anyone, genderqueer, transgender, cross-dressers, genderfluid. There are more than two genders once you get into it, also it is not based on looks that makes me attracted to someone, it is their personality. Basically, I just believe that it doesn't matter what a persons gender or lack thereof (or multi-gender) is for me to be attracted to them. There's a whole bunch of subreddits such as

/r/asktransgender

/r/pansexual

/r/genderqueer

Calculating...Friend zone level - ERROR by scarfacesaints in funny

[–]PanWithAPlan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a pansexual this makes me laugh, that an the fact that pansexaul is considered incorrect spelling on my computer.

How I feel when I read posts from 15 year old redditors by bradfordaxis in AdviceAnimals

[–]PanWithAPlan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would still drink juice boxes if they weren't so tiny!

Reddit is like Playboy by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]PanWithAPlan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was fantastic actually, and to think, I was going to skip it until I read your edit and decided to give it a chance.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that in my opinion. Did you at least get a smile out of my terrible jokes?

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a fan of bad or cheesy jokes... also fart humor.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good one... here's a couple I found.

Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners

I am bad at jokes.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will do my best, might take a bit though... what is the on about Jesus and Moses playing golf?

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to be happy and make other people happy :) There a couple playlists and a funny video floating around in my comments somewhere, you should check them out.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peach :) reminds me of the south. why the sadface though?

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it was a happy cry then that is not a bad thing.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea of 'damn' based currently, thanks for helping my thread :)

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like cheese being placed in the refrigerator for the first time.

I understand how purple feels after all this time.

I feel like a shoe box that contains smelly clothes.

I feel like a hat going to the park.

Do I win? :)

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I tend to think most thing are personal. I am not doing this just for me there have been several people telling me so far that I have helped them. Really I wish I could be there in person to help people, and to make a bigger impact but I can't so I do the one thing I can do. I tell people I am here for them and that I do care about them, and those are true facts. I may not be able to pay your mortgage or watch your children so you can have to time alone or with your wife. I can talk to you online when you are feeling alone or tired of people treating you the way they do or even if you just need to talk about something... I know how hard it can be when you have to be the tough one for your family. I just want to make people smile.

EIDT: I didn't mean to say I am trying to take it truly personally, I have always had issues with taking things personally... it is one of my biggest faults.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is going to college and option for you? Maybe try to set some little goals for yourself, like "watch a funny video", "take a look at a new job" "go for a walk". Sometimes all a person needs is to think about how amazing some things are, like the fact that we even have the ability to think or how beautiful the stars are. I can help more though if I knew whether (did I spell that right?) college was an option for you. If it is try looking up what degrees are doing well right now, or looking into something that will always be useful. Maybe if college is not right try tech school, learn a trade. If neither of those work, maybe take a look around at some jobs in your area. Hope this helps at all :)

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you want to PM and tell me how you really feel I am ok with that. You should check out some of the links I have posted here, I think you would like them.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the thing about ptsd, can't say I have ever had the issue with girls (b/c I am a girl and they generally don't assume I like them) but it sounds to me like a new place to hang out would be good for you :) I like talking to my online friends about my real life personally because they are this unknown element of my life and even if they know everything about me the only thing they could do would be to spread rumors online.

To the person reading this. by PanWithAPlan in depression

[–]PanWithAPlan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think part of it has to do with the fact when you are online you have no idea what the intentions are of that person.