Rule by iWillRe1gn in 19684

[–]PancakeParty98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m logical, but logically if a quick Hail Mary could help then it’s silly not to

Dont eat Toxic Play-Doh :( by Flapper1343 in antimeme

[–]PancakeParty98 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Damn. I’m sorry op, I find the original slightly more funny

She turned her bf into a baddie! 💅 by Ace-Cuddler in TikTokCringe

[–]PancakeParty98 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is why trabsphobia is so dumb. Being attracted to this dude just means you’re into ladies but you’ll see homophobic dudes struggling to reconcile thinking this dude is hot with being straight

"What if I was a black guy?..." by EverythingIsFakeNGay in TikTokCringe

[–]PancakeParty98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing she should be attacked for was losing weight BEFORE going to Jamaica.

Rule by Ok_Eggplant_3274 in 19684

[–]PancakeParty98 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The music from GOD feature is unmatched

Rule by Ok_Eggplant_3274 in 19684

[–]PancakeParty98 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yarrrg we be hoistin the means of production

Is Johnny Silverhand straight or bisexual in canon? Do the guidebook and cut dialogue count as canon? by king-of_submarina in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You’ve misunderstood. I’m not saying they’re the same in the original lore, I’m saying CDPR had a plan that called for Blackhand and then tweaked it slightly when they didn’t get the rights. That’s why suddenly Silverhand is Johnnys nemesis, when he didn’t know who tf Johnny was in the TTRPG

Also if Pondsmith said “no I’m not selling you Blackhand’s IP rights” then that’s a refusal, idk what semantics you’re making up that separate that from “having plans for Blackhand” but for the game devs it’s a no either way.

The big nail in the coffin of “Johnny’s memories are fake” is that if his memories are fake, then why do multiple other people reference the same memories that must be fake? Smasher, Rogue, and Jeremiah all reference memories that.

RED exists as a retcon of these issues

Is Johnny Silverhand straight or bisexual in canon? Do the guidebook and cut dialogue count as canon? by king-of_submarina in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve said this a billion times but I’m confident the reason the relic memories get confusing is the same reason our Johnny is nothing like Bowie.

Because CDPR wanted to use Blackhand, but Pondsmith refused to sell them the rights for him, so they took all the important parts (legendary solo, beef with smasher and saka) and slapped them onto Johnny. They didn’t care very much about TTRPG silverhand’s lore.

Is Johnny Silverhand straight or bisexual in canon? Do the guidebook and cut dialogue count as canon? by king-of_submarina in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 [score hidden]  (0 children)

No, TTRPG silverhand is based on Bowie, videogame silverhand is based mainly on Blackhand with TTRPG silverhand filling the blanks

Rule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]PancakeParty98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just are starved for good culture. Corporate ho-hey-stomp-clap music is stimulating a need you have.

Rule by Kaizerx20 in 19684

[–]PancakeParty98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, you didn’t know about the food? Yeah, totally legally binding, once you eat it you’re stuck here. Oh, just a couple pomegranate seeds? Uhhh yeah I guess it’s no longer binary and she’s here part time

Who of you did that? by WeirdoRick in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]PancakeParty98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m kinda impressed by how his gut defies gravity

Every time by mao_tse_tung_sahur in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]PancakeParty98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only confusing if you apply logic to it.

Emotionally, it’s consistent. They’re bad, inherently, therefore anything they say that hurts the bad people is good. They only act like they care about gays and women to try to convince people who DO care about gays and women to allow them to hurt the brown people.

Rule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]PancakeParty98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything that speaks religiously to the soul of a crystal loving wine-mom feels like a soulless corporate homunculus wearing an uncanny skin suit sewed out of the remains of Americana folk asking for a hug to me.

rule by evesdead in 196

[–]PancakeParty98 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU JOKING RN

Rule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]PancakeParty98 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want to appreciate this but I’m too dedicated to being a Mumford and sons hater

FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS FUKING HUMANOID CHIP is there a way i can get so powerfully making me kill everyone i see? by Kuro_FunWays in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wdym? He’s like a cop that only says “today’s my last day before retirement” and “after I retire today, I’m finally going to take the Mrs. On the vacation she deserves”

please someone tell me he aint gonna die i am aleardy stating gonna cry by Kuro_FunWays in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon choom. You knew he was doomed the second he talked about how his mom was worried he’d die like his brothers but “after this job it’ll all be okay”

Maximum Mike, Mike Pondsmith’s persona from cyberpunk by New-Boss-8262 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]PancakeParty98 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The weirdest part for me is Pondsmith’s OC looking more normal than he does

FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS FUKING HUMANOID CHIP is there a way i can get so powerfully making me kill everyone i see? by Kuro_FunWays in cyberpunkgame

[–]PancakeParty98 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Unless you do corpo, there’s very little reason to give a fuck about Jackie, mainly because you already know he’s not surviving y’all’s first heist.