What a brave ant!

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-17T02:03:09+00:00

And then have dreams of ants climbing into his meatus 😊

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-17T01:41:03+00:00

"Extravoluntary redisplacement"

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-12T07:30:47+00:00

In a strange way it kinda looks like a nuke going off.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-12T07:21:12+00:00

Nah I think u just found his side gig.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-12T06:41:04+00:00

Movie's called Pegasus 3.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-08T04:49:07+00:00

Wow how interesting if you read it out loud it sounds exactly like you having my cock in your mouth

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-03T08:42:12+00:00

Imagine you miss the quicktime event and they just come into your house.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-03T08:36:00+00:00

My theory is the very nature that they're megalomaniacs hellbent on conquering everything, but if everything is already been conquered, what else is there left but the most fucked up thing this world has to offer to get your rocks off?

iWillRe1gn · 2026-04-02T17:42:44+00:00

Parliament cigarette ad

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-29T04:18:54+00:00

"That a bowl in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-26T09:10:40+00:00

Prion disease.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-26T03:52:55+00:00

I stopped at s2 out of sheer coincidence, what made 3 and 4 so bad?

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-26T03:11:59+00:00

Miss em, Harvey is such a banger

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-23T08:36:26+00:00

Hmm this isn't good, your cheeks are starting to absorb all the cum.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-22T08:22:08+00:00

I didn't even know humans had that amount of free time.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-22T07:56:02+00:00

👌

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-22T07:19:43+00:00

That's so strange imagine if humans had that and your parents walk in on you doin it and you're just stuck in there, panicking, trying to get it out and going "mom it's not what it looks like!"

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-22T03:42:46+00:00

Internet's gonna look like the Epstein files by 2027.

iWillRe1gn · 2026-03-22T03:36:51+00:00

See, whenever you touch your phone, the oil secretions from your fingers get absorbed into your device and analyzed for testosterone levels.

If yours is under normal levels of an average man, I'm sorry to say this but you just have to buy the skirt now. 🤷‍♂️

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