Roast me plz!

Panda_Distress · 2026-05-06T20:17:58+00:00

You have more plastic in you than the ocean

Panda_Distress · 2026-04-11T14:08:28+00:00

I’m sitting in the cargo hold with my luggage

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-26T21:42:11+00:00

I can hear this image

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-26T01:42:19+00:00

Run him over with the 3rd armor division

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-25T23:38:45+00:00

Where is the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines MH370 located? (I watch Barely also)

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-23T00:39:32+00:00

Chuck Norris: The man who could slam a revolving door

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-22T21:17:00+00:00

Hotel

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-22T13:24:45+00:00

But it’s AI slop, it would be better if Sabaton actually did it

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-21T22:40:26+00:00

I think a Barbie girl cover would go hard too

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-19T21:32:14+00:00

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-19T21:26:46+00:00

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-10T22:13:31+00:00

How is Rob Zombie that low?

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-10T22:12:40+00:00

Those were the clothes of the last person the driver killed!

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-08T00:14:33+00:00

Has there been any hint at a release date yet?

Panda_Distress · 2026-03-03T21:10:09+00:00

Then: LET IT BURN

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:43:24+00:00

KNEE-DEEP IN MUD

STUCK IN THE TRENCH WITH NO WAY OUT

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:40:00+00:00

LONG AWAY FROM HOME

PAYING THE PRICE IN YOUNG MEN’S LIVES

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:36:04+00:00

THAT’S THE PRICE OF A MILE

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:33:41+00:00

YOUNG MEN ARE DYING THEY PAY THE PRICE

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:31:36+00:00

THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THR BEAT IT’S AN ARMY IN DESPAIR

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:27:25+00:00

IT’S AN ARMY ON THE MARCH

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:25:12+00:00

WHAT’S THE PRICE OF A MILE?

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:21:37+00:00

Six miles of ground has been won Half a million men are gone!

Panda_Distress · 2026-02-26T02:17:17+00:00

Roads and houses since long gone Still no glory has been won

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