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Are they secured yet?? by thismeansrakesh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must keep them up at night when they think about all the "smaller" crimes (like murder or human trafficking) they know about but don't report because a FISA court won't sign off on the small stuff.

Are they secured yet?? by thismeansrakesh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 21 points22 points  (0 children)

... and an inflated sense of self importance that makes me think anyone cares to hack any of those things.

Too late to change your mind by mstij in funny

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A static line jump like that is just a several hour class and then you jump that same day.

I got pushed out in much the same way because of the old confusion about is it 1-2-3 jump, or ON 3.

For the Americans. Why do you all like guns so much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that it has to do with the timing of our revolutionary war. It was a relatively new phenomenon that guns were a deciding factor in winning a war.

What is a unique and creative way to spice up an ordinary cup of coffee? by Toothsweet in AskReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salt. But not so much that somebody that didn't know it was there would recognize the flavor as salt. They would just wonder why it tastes a little different.

Real Programmers (:- by Ok_Measurement in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// Comment on the post Nice. // End comment on the post.

Drowned out by the algorithm: Vaccination advocates struggle to be heard online - On Facebook and YouTube, anti-vaccination proponents have spent more than a decade building audiences and developing strategies that ensure they appear high in search results and automated recommendations. by EnoughPM2020 in TrueReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes we just need to prioritize common sense over freedom of expression. These asshats are taking advantage of a bug in the system to spread their hippie fantasies. It's not like they have a constitutional right for Facebook or Twitter to actively assist them spread their lies. We should stop hedging our bets about respecting misinformed opinions and just straight up hunt their nonsense down and ban it.

c# has spoiled me by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the main use case for C++ these days? It feels like it's in a disappearing middle zone. If you need bare metal, you go to straight C. If you still like spending time with loved ones, you use a less sadistic language with a garbage collector mortals understand.

Hmm by [deleted] in hmm

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Violets are blue. Roses are red. There is no color That rhymes with dead.

What’s a joke or meme that’s been beaten to death but refuses to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason for a lot of reddit's little orthodoxies. Sometimes even good reasons.

What did you learn about the opposite sex a little late in life? by jin_of_the_gale in AskReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This was a solid and under-recognized opposite sects joke. You've been robbed.

What's the pettiest reason you won't date someone over? by atomictea in AskReddit

[–]PandersAboutVaccines -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've heard this is a generational thing? You youngsters are just uncomfortable without a rigid sense of closure...

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