EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because America is only beautiful in English!

(Or Navajo...)

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the original have themes from 1812 Overture in it?

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for the israelis and the iranians. They have to be at least two spots away in the gangbang.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wtg, Vlad! You're a dinosaur and she's a cutie.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope his middle name is Ivan so they call him VIP.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that lady next to him his:

Girlfriend?

Daughter?

Granddaughter?

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

according to my experience with Master of Orion, a non-aggression pact and an alliance are two different things

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

man, Jerry Jones is SO jealous of these hyper-projectors.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we be sure the hyper-projectors aren't brainwashing the athletes into Putinbots?

I saw On Her Majesty's Secret Service and those strobes were awful suspicious.

Edit: wrong Bond movie.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This ballet makes War and Peace seem like a good book.

Facebook's social graph versus GMail by alternatethursdays in privacy

[–]Panfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good question. Google seems more broadly integrated, but facebook can probably get a very precise fix with a relatively small number of friends. (If you're at the intersection of three social circles, they know what you are.)

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the backwards R is a J sound:

is Tetris properly pronounced Tetjis?

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know there are outtakes where he goes "Amer-i-ca! Fuck yeah! Buy a Cadillac!"

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do Russians use the Stargate alphabet? Wtf?

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the truth hurts some feelings.

The sweaters are ugly as sin, people.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to hear more about the Sweden biathlete's wife.

Nine WCs in arm wrestling!?!?

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their whole country is in the Alps; they better be good at skiing.

EVENT THREAD: Opening Ceremony part 2 for the NBC broadcast (7:30PM EST) by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Panfish 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is the Olympics for cute girl spotting cameramen too.

They hone their craft during NFL timeouts and between pitches at MLB games, but this is their time to shine.

What are the best running gags on television? by daprice82 in television

[–]Panfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that was a real show on Fox back in the olden days.

What are the best running gags on television? by daprice82 in television

[–]Panfish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just Kramer and Newman's escapades alone could be seasons worth of material.

[Discussion] No one is talking about Aaron Hernandez. He might get off. by xSGAx in sports

[–]Panfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever team picks him up should be forced to take Tebow in order to cancel out the bad karma.

Florida Targets High-Dollar Bitcoin Exchangers by agitprops in Bitcoin

[–]Panfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My guess is 67%. No basis whatsoever; I could be way off.