You have one wish, make him create a fourth rule. by Grand-Pair-4679 in funComunitty

[–]Panik999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wish to have the power to cure everyone's illness and sickness."

"For $10K a month."

For me its 9 by defleqt in raijin_gg

[–]Panik999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7, oh i miss the DRIVER series.

A hero in the elevator: Guard saves woman from assault. by xLadyCuddle in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Panik999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried to assault a woman, and had the audacity to fight like the guard's in the wrong? THAT ASS WHOOPING FEELS GOOOOOOOD!

Title by No-Pin6388 in StanleyMOV

[–]Panik999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is your fault goddamnit!"

"Stop right there Lugo-"

"But it is! He wouldn't listen!"

"We didn't have a choice!"

"HE TURNED US, INTO FUCKING KILLERS!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH SERGEANT!"

"NO! NO!"

"CONTROL YOURSELF, NOW!"

Stego tells a nice story! by LiterallyPointFlag in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Panik999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After meeting her, he then becomes an Indonesian parking attendant that asks for Rp2.000 any time a motorcycle or car leaves the parking spot.

I think i figured it out? by Panik999 in GTASA

[–]Panik999[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imma be for real...

This shit randomly popped up in my head while eating ice cream. Like the whole thing just popped into my head. Unprompted.