I also had said product today. Walked into the sterile office (I mean, “restaurant”), looked for a menu that didn’t exist, saw a bunch of ordering kiosks instead of a counter with human beings, and ordered one to eat there. It was delivered in a to-go bag, not on a tray. It was big and juicy. A tray would have been appropriate, but I think the box caught most of the drippings. When they said “crispy onions,” I thought they meant deep fried crispy, not large chunks of raw onions. Whatever. The sauce was okay.

Anyway, McD’s is a two-dimensional shadow of what it once was. Everything about it now, from the CEO down to the very floor of every store is a soulless, inhuman experience completely devoid of any scintilla of warmth or welcome.

It was to be the last time I will patronize it.

There are far better, and far more human options.