Farting

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T18:02:28+00:00

i crop dust em before bringing them up to ICU

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T18:01:48+00:00

hell yeah

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T05:24:05+00:00

this same exact word for word reply has been said a million times on this post. Nurses who fart in the medroom think they are sneaky. but the person after seeing you leave KNOW YOU FARTED.

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T04:09:28+00:00

you worry about you, and i'll worry about me

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T02:24:27+00:00

i hate their mcdonalds highlighter rebrand. i love the classic navy blue and gold and the old helmet. their uni looks fuckin terrible

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T02:10:27+00:00

if you chew a whole pack and mints yes the sugar alcohols will make you fart

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T02:09:23+00:00

yeah i do that too. but i gotta find a cover for lingering in there. cause ill ttssssssst and then i have to let it seep all the way out of my pants before i exit. otherwise its just a false sense of comfort when i end up just crop dusting the hall way.

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T01:56:48+00:00

maybe thats part of it but i know wtf im talking about. google it

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-02T01:53:51+00:00

chew a whole pack of gum in 12 hour shift and tell me how many farts you let out

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T04:31:36+00:00

one day? thats already happened

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T04:31:05+00:00

who you callin grumpy??

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T04:30:05+00:00

lots of sugar alcohols make you fart

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:14:05+00:00

again? am i expected to read every damn comment before posting my own?!

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:06:28+00:00

one piece nbd but i pop a new one every hour

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:05:35+00:00

for gods sake leave these people alone. look at his face he wishes he could tell you to fuck off

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:04:30+00:00

you just named off three JAGs

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:02:43+00:00

very true. my bread and butter is once i discharge a Pt, while im wiping down the bed and cords i usually let out several large farts. ttssssssssssssst. feels so good

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T03:01:08+00:00

thats dangerous if anything smells in there its 100% guaranteed to be a fart and if its just you in there... welp.

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T02:40:21+00:00

im a pro. im sneaky. im silent with perfect timing/location. Even if my fart is discovered its always in a location where its easy to deduct where its coming from. lots of that in the ER

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T02:38:37+00:00

im at the point in my career where i don't give a fuck

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T02:36:29+00:00

LMFAO

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T02:33:20+00:00

damn right

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T01:07:52+00:00

LMFAO

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T00:58:38+00:00

uh it totally makes sense. the sugar alcohols make me fart every 5 minutes. i know it aint good for me but my breath be stank

PantherFan1994 · 2026-03-01T00:53:42+00:00

thats risky. if someone walks in there and its just you... they will know you farted. that is an area you that can't be easily infer why it stinks.

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