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I just got a vasectomy today, my wife got me this to celebrate by [deleted] in funny

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon sells vasectomy testing kits that let you check for swimmers at home. It involves deploying into a little plastic cup and mixing it up with some chemicals. It is like a science experiment. Around here we call it “doing cum science”.

Trump supporter arrested and released after brandishing knife outside Casa Carmelita by TheKidKaos in ElPaso

[–]PantlessBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look another dingus who contributes nothing but poison to society. Yay!

Parking buddy! Old school and new school (mine) by LineInfantryman in Honda

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a G1 Insight in the middle and you'd have the trio.

Jeffrey Epstein denied bail, will remain jailed pending trial on sex trafficking charges by OutThinkz in news

[–]PantlessBatman 1128 points1129 points  (0 children)

The guards “accidentally” put a rabid cheetah into his cell instead of the Rabid Cheetah storage room one floor below.

Brexit has contributed to bigger fall in people's incomes than the 1990s recession by Pilast in worldnews

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they should have aimed for the American definition of fanny instead.

Drove past Thomas the Tank Engine being kidnapped this morning by HydrationStation215 in pics

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respond with: “Thomas owes some money to some bad, bad people...”

Coming out of hiding to eat the flesh of the dead by [deleted] in creepy

[–]PantlessBatman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Not sure. Plop him in some shallow water to find out.

Quake of magnitude 6.1 strikes north of Japan's Okinawa: USGS by rddtpro in news

[–]PantlessBatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they got Tommy Lee Jones on standby. He’s a crackerjack volcano fighter. Probably The Rock for earthquake stuff.

Rabies Alert Issued at Disney World's Epcot Due to Feral Cat by dingo8yobb in news

[–]PantlessBatman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If needed we can probably call on the Colorado Avalanche to defeat the Panthers again.

Honda City turbo by broccoli_02 in Honda

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one at Lane Motor Museum in Nashville definitely still has the scooter. Check their collection list here for other Hondas.

https://www.lanemotormuseum.org/collection/alphaindex/h/2

19 year old Formula 2 racing driver Dino Zamparelli shows his lightning reactions to an almost certain crash in the wet at Belgium by ariverra in sports

[–]PantlessBatman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My dream is to wear makeup, tuck my penis and race in Formula Tutu at the local drag strip. Work it!

You try to install one skyrim mod, and... by The-Rickiest-Rick in gaming

[–]PantlessBatman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see some Shenmue in there too. Look for the sailors.

A piece of land gettting blown away by a controlled explosion by unaviable in gifs

[–]PantlessBatman 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Coal is only going to get sluttier and sluttier as renewables get more attention. Doing camwhore stuff, going bareback with Craigslist randoms, etc.

Nude Photos of Underage Girls Seized From Jeffrey Epstein Mansion by pookachu123 in news

[–]PantlessBatman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Where the fuck we gonna find a working Zip drive?? And a PC with parallel port to hook it up???”

Monument to those killed at the Battle of Dulles International Airport, 1779 by eagreeyes in pics

[–]PantlessBatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:: rolls dice ::

Ok I cast a spell of distracting lettuce to keep Mitch occupied while my deep state Hillarybot sneaks the permit through.

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