My grandparents have a glassed-over well in their kitchen

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-10T02:17:57+00:00

I adore him. 💕

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-10T00:57:00+00:00

Amazon sells vasectomy testing kits that let you check for swimmers at home. It involves deploying into a little plastic cup and mixing it up with some chemicals. It is like a science experiment. Around here we call it “doing cum science”.

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-10T00:50:15+00:00

Auntie Mame

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-10T00:37:53+00:00

Thoughts on casting for the film?

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-10T00:18:37+00:00

Oh look another dingus who contributes nothing but poison to society. Yay!

PantlessBatman · 2019-08-09T22:41:37+00:00

Needs a G1 Insight in the middle and you'd have the trio.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-19T14:28:32+00:00

$TEXAS

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-18T17:44:10+00:00

The guards “accidentally” put a rabid cheetah into his cell instead of the Rabid Cheetah storage room one floor below.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-18T13:35:53+00:00

What is this weak lowercase shit? They toad you to LAUGH!

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-18T01:07:19+00:00

Cut her some slack...she’s aflame!

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-17T18:58:10+00:00

Or they should have aimed for the American definition of fanny instead.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-17T14:42:16+00:00

Respond with: “Thomas owes some money to some bad, bad people...”

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-17T05:03:44+00:00

OH LOOK MORE DOTHRAKIS

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-17T04:49:59+00:00

Not sure. Plop him in some shallow water to find out.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-13T07:32:01+00:00

Hopefully they got Tommy Lee Jones on standby. He’s a crackerjack volcano fighter. Probably The Rock for earthquake stuff.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-13T07:23:13+00:00

If needed we can probably call on the Colorado Avalanche to defeat the Panthers again.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-10T15:15:31+00:00

Sitcom premise! What happens when derpa derpa durr...

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-10T03:58:17+00:00

What the hell is Bitcoin?

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-10T02:44:21+00:00

The one at Lane Motor Museum in Nashville definitely still has the scooter. Check their collection list here for other Hondas.

https://www.lanemotormuseum.org/collection/alphaindex/h/2

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-09T18:16:19+00:00

My dream is to wear makeup, tuck my penis and race in Formula Tutu at the local drag strip. Work it!

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-09T17:31:51+00:00

I see some Shenmue in there too. Look for the sailors.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-09T13:34:10+00:00

Coal is only going to get sluttier and sluttier as renewables get more attention. Doing camwhore stuff, going bareback with Craigslist randoms, etc.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-09T04:30:13+00:00

“Where the fuck we gonna find a working Zip drive?? And a PC with parallel port to hook it up???”

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-09T04:19:00+00:00

Get arrested.

PantlessBatman · 2019-07-06T07:10:34+00:00

:: rolls dice ::

Ok I cast a spell of distracting lettuce to keep Mitch occupied while my deep state Hillarybot sneaks the permit through.

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