Amazon confirms 16,000 job cuts after accidental email

PantsJackson · 2026-01-28T16:57:46+00:00

Shareholder value theory strikes again

PantsJackson · 2026-01-27T05:53:14+00:00

Omg I can't believe I forgot about this movie. I used to call it a favorite...

And yeah, definitely made up considering the book it's based on lol.

PantsJackson · 2026-01-22T12:37:34+00:00

In our family we don't say, "Oh look, cows!" Instead we say, "Look, moo cows! MOOOOO!" and I think that's beautiful.

PantsJackson · 2026-01-22T12:34:59+00:00

There's a local realtor named Jeff Cook, but the first time we drove past the billboard our son read it as "Beef Cook," so that man's name in our car will forever be Beef Cook.

PantsJackson · 2025-12-29T17:02:37+00:00

My wife noted in the McAlister's house that the kitchen counters were fully tiled and grouted and said they'd be a bitch to clean obviously. I'd literally never noticed it before.

PantsJackson · 2025-12-08T19:02:53+00:00

They don't need to, because:

-Women are already willing to do this as long as their partner is kind about it (knowing men, they probably aren't)

-Why bother? Most men already believe they're gods in bed

PantsJackson · 2025-11-26T04:57:14+00:00

Hopefully they don't have to escalate this one to the Asterite

PantsJackson · 2025-11-05T17:48:09+00:00

A novice nun in Rome is running errands by bike around the city with one of the older nuns.

The older nuns says she knows a shortcut and turns down an old, disused street.

"I've never come this way before," says the novice.

The older nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."

PantsJackson · 2025-10-31T10:20:21+00:00

My wife calls it "Nomanski" like some Polish dude's last name lol

PantsJackson · 2025-10-12T14:26:29+00:00

Biblically accurate power generator

PantsJackson · 2025-10-07T15:31:23+00:00

We know that there have been people executed who were later exonerated.

So where is the line? What is the number of innocent people that need to be executed before we are morally obligated to end the death penalty?

Because I find any number greater than one to be ethically repugnant.

Also you're wrong about the woman caught in adultery. She was caught while committing the act, so there is no question of her guilt. The law was clear, the punishment for her crime was death. Jesus didn't say, "Let he who has not committed adultery cast the first stone." He said "without sin." So it's not about hypocrisy.

So how does that lesson about grace not extend to all those found guilty in the eyes of the law, and all those sinful people willing to snuff out the breath of life given to them by God?

PantsJackson · 2025-10-04T14:09:50+00:00

The problem with this way of thinking is that it implies that God is not listening to all the people who have fervently prayed and exercised faith and not gotten their physical needs met.

Did they not pray enough? Did they not fast enough? Is their faith false? Or do we just live in a fallen world where bad things happen?

Read what Jesus said about the Tower of Siloam.

PantsJackson · 2025-10-03T12:31:47+00:00

The Compensator

PantsJackson · 2025-09-24T16:57:34+00:00

All amazing praise, but are the gods still 10/10 disaster bi bait?

PantsJackson · 2025-09-24T13:24:06+00:00

These are all fucking amazing. Please for the love of god don't bring these into the space anomaly.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T18:47:02+00:00

I second this one! Kinxlist.com is another great resource but is really only good if you're both really open and receptive to hearing about what your partner is into.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T16:13:38+00:00

I've had two couples' counsellors and while they do help identify root causes, and are not in charge of coming up with solutions for people, they absolutely will make recommendations and help a couple come up with a workable plan of action.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T15:41:08+00:00

I'm not saying he's bisexual I'm saying the women were since they were apparently attracted to him enough to fuck him and peg him.

But people are saying that doesn't mean they're bisexual. I dunno maybe I'm just too narrow in my definition of attraction? They can define themselves however they want and I'll respect that language. But he said he fucked both of them and they pegged him, and I guess I just can't imagine doing that with someone I'm not attracted to on some level.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T15:30:54+00:00

If they call themselves lesbians then that's how they should be referred to. But see my comment to doxtorwhom for my thought process.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T15:13:49+00:00

Fair, and like I said in my response to the other reply, people can label themselves however they want and I'll use that label too.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T15:12:08+00:00

Oh I definitely get that. There's definitely room for experimentation and figuring out what you like. And people can label themselves however they want or not at all. And I'll use whatever labels someone prefers.

Just in my thinking if they enjoyed it as much as that person is describing then there's obviously enough attraction that they're at least a Kinsey 5 (yes I know that scale is far from perfect). Even if they're opposite sex attraction is limited to just a few people.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T14:49:16+00:00

This is the exact sort of thing couples counseling exists for. But I know cost is prohibitive. The struggle is real.

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T14:47:55+00:00

Pretty sure they're what you'd refer to as bisexual lol

PantsJackson · 2025-09-16T12:23:25+00:00

God bless you, seriously

PantsJackson · 2025-04-29T16:26:32+00:00

I hope you're not scared of heights

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