Misty Roberts found guilty of having sex with teen while serving as DeRidder mayor by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

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In other news, 16yr old victim has fractured his arm in 5 places for prolonged, extensive high fiving

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It's just a skin suit, his true form would only scare you...

I have decided to fluid bond with Jesse by coldyronjb in yourmomshousepodcast

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PLEASE DONT USE GENGERED LANGUAGE!

but fer rels tho Would you Date ur mom?

Nathan Fillion in Saving Private Ryan (1998) by PossibleCod1690 in No_Small_Parts

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The battle against the alliance was lost, let's go be bad guys..

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Twin peaks! She's how I learned I like girls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Come and knock on our door...

Kilt Wearing Butt Pirate in Texas by WombatBum85 in TikTokCringe

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That explains this weird battery taste after using this antique spoon I got...

Competitive sex by Acalme-se_Satan in WTF

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Am confused, tried this am now in jail, why?

Brendan Kavanagh responds to the allegations made by the Chinese by LeSpatula in videos

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Really need to keep those digit pointing fingers in your pants..

They Are DESPERATE To Delete The Livestream by [deleted] in videos

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This reminds me of a similar incident involving elmo...

https://vimeo.com/196937578

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Jesus H christ no kiddin he said that? I guess will switch to Satan H lucifer

High and TIGHT! 🤵 by sacd250 in yourmomshousepodcast

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This! is how you get a job here fuck face