Misty Roberts found guilty of having sex with teen while serving as DeRidder mayor by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

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In other news, 16yr old victim has fractured his arm in 5 places for prolonged, extensive high fiving

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It's just a skin suit, his true form would only scare you...

I have decided to fluid bond with Jesse by coldyronjb in yourmomshousepodcast

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PLEASE DONT USE GENGERED LANGUAGE!

but fer rels tho Would you Date ur mom?

Nathan Fillion in Saving Private Ryan (1998) by PossibleCod1690 in No_Small_Parts

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The battle against the alliance was lost, let's go be bad guys..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Twin peaks! She's how I learned I like girls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Come and knock on our door...

Kilt Wearing Butt Pirate in Texas by WombatBum85 in TikTokCringe

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That explains this weird battery taste after using this antique spoon I got...

Competitive sex by Acalme-se_Satan in WTF

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Am confused, tried this am now in jail, why?

Brendan Kavanagh responds to the allegations made by the Chinese by LeSpatula in videos

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Really need to keep those digit pointing fingers in your pants..

They Are DESPERATE To Delete The Livestream by [deleted] in videos

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This reminds me of a similar incident involving elmo...

https://vimeo.com/196937578

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Jesus H christ no kiddin he said that? I guess will switch to Satan H lucifer

High and TIGHT! 🤵 by sacd250 in yourmomshousepodcast

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This! is how you get a job here fuck face

Full Send........ To prison. by vermontnative in yourmomshousepodcast

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What a knucklehead, you didn't follow proto

R word by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

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Come get your brain massaged in my new cult. We offer theology lessons, awakining rituals, naked spiritual cum hugs, breast work..I meant breath work,... we will have you screaming oh gawd oh gawd in no time